so the thing with dum dum mystery flavors is that is always one of two things. it is either:

1. single flavors that they made too many of, often new ones, or

2. the lollipops pressed into being from the gradient between two flavors. i even think that they used to be called mystery mix for this reason but google doesn't back me up. i defy you stars google!

it turns out that there is a third option, people. not only does this look like skin, but it tasted like it too. and not good skin. good skin? yes, skin you want to put your mouth on and were happy that you did after the fact, you're getting me off point.

i presume it was a combination of human leather—hence the gross salty flavor—and buttered popcorn for vileness. zing.