The Great Weird Al Word Count

I'm presuming that if you're here, you're a fan of "Weird Al" Yankovic. (Even if you're not, stick around for a minute and maybe you'll be entertained or, at the very least, bewildered.) Ever wonder "how many times has Al used the word 'love' (or 'hate' or 'twenty-seven' or 'pagoda', etc.) in his songs?" Well now you can, at last, easily find out.

Directions: Simply type the word or phrase you want to find in the field below. Searches are not case sensitive. You may use an asterisk (*) as a wildcard (e.g. "shoe" will only match shoe, but "shoe*" will match shoe, shoes, shoelaces, etc.). You can also pick and choose which album's lyrics you want to search. Lastly, you can choose to sort the results either alphabetically by song title or by word count.

I wanna know how many times Weird Al's said in his songs.

 All albums
 "Weird Al" Yankovic
 In 3-D
 Dare to Be Stupid
 Polka Party
 Even Worse
 UHF (and Other Stuff)
 Off The Deep End
 Alapalooza
 Bad Hair Day
 Running With Scissors
 Poodle Hat
 Straight Outta Lynwood
 Alpocalypse (coming soon!)
Sort: alphabetically
  by count (highest to lowest)
Options: Show matching lyrics
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