From: ilaine@panix.com (Liz Stokes) Newsgroups: rec.games.video.arcade.collecting Subject: Re: Top Ten Reasons... Date: 12 Apr 1996 20:46:01 -0400 Message-ID: <4kmtg9$qsq@panix.com> Top Ten Reasons a Videogame is Better than a Wo^H^Hman -------------------------------------------------- (10) A videogame will treat you the same no matter what you look like. (9) A video game looks exactly the same years later as when you first took it home - and it doesn't take up more room than it used to. (8) A videogame will tell the world you scored (ok, so maybe they're the same here) (7) If you get tired of a videogame, you can turn it into a different one. (6) A videogame doesn't ask to play with your friends (5) When a video game doesn't come up, you can get out the soldering iron. (4) They joystick on your videogame is always stiff (3) You know where your videogame's buttons are, and you can push them all you want. (2) Your video game will play with you over and over again, all night long... (1) On a videogame, YOU choose the number of lives ;^) -- Liz Stokes | Hey! Where am I going? Ilaine de Cameron | And what am I doing in this handbasket? | ilaine@panix.com | http://www.panix.com/~ilaine/ --
10 Reasons a Video Game is Better Than a Woman