Welcome t'Th' RV Journal hosted by Zephaniah Buchanan, th' unofficial web site fo' all thin's RV! Fry mah hide! This hyar is th' place t'find all so'ts of info an' stuff about th' superb RV series of kit aircraf' prodooced by Van's Aircraf' of No'th Plains, Oregon, as enny fool kin plainly see. This hyar site is a great example of whut happens when a small an' seemin'ly innercent indeavo' gits mighty outta han'. In November of 1997, ah launched a web site chroniclin' mah adventures an' misdeeds assosheeated wif th' construckshun of RV6 N399SB. It warn't long befo'e it became evident thet th' RV6 web site was turnin' into nearly as trimenjus a projeck as th' plane itse'f! Fry mah hide!
Update 3/3/00; Installin' a Navaid Autopilot in a Completed RV
Smooth is Good! Fry mah hide!
"Th' RV Journal" Disclaimer
Yo' inter this hyar site atchar own risk! Fry mah hide! ah's in no way liable fo' th' tremenjus injoyment an' ejoocayshun yo' will receive by browsin' this hyar site. This hyar web site has absolutely no official cornneckshun wif Van's Aircraf' other than financin' Van's annual vacashun an' payin' fo' development of th' RV12 through an indless stream of checks, wo'n-out bankcards, an' IOUs. Due t'th' afo'emenshuned corntribushuns t'th' grost domestic produck of th' wonnerful state of Oregon, we, builders an' corntributo's t'this site, is mighty busted. Consequently, eff'n yo' doesn't like whut is on this hyar site, then SUE US! Fry mah hide! All yo' will git is a bunch of used-up clecos an' a ha'f-full box of Ban'-Aids.
Ok, so yo' rather haf Official info about RV aircraf'? Jest be thet way, but be fo'ewarned thet eff'n yo' use th' real RV link instead of checkin' out this hyar site fust, a dreaded virus will be downloaded t'yer computer causin' it t'play sevahal hours of Barry Manilow moosic. To git info'mashun straight fum th' home of Van's Aircraf' in th' backwoods of Oregon (whutta they know?), hit th' graphic below. They haf a neat info pack an' video thet will be good 'nuff t'getcher pulse rate up an' yer net-wo'th down, as enny fool kin plainly see.
How t' Register Yer RV
RV Accident Statistics
Evah been axed how high one of them thar RVs will go? Terry Jantzi foun' out! Fry mah hide! Read his account of a reco'd settin' flight.
Need RV Insurance? Check wif Ole Jeb (Sky) Smif
How'd yo' like t'achieve celebrity status an' untold fame an' fo'tune?
It's easy! Fry mah hide! Jest submit a photo of yer flyin' RV (enny model) fo' our RV Photo Album along wif a sho't dexcripshun of equipment installed, ingine, special mods, etc.
Yo' will haf an email link wif yer photo so RV pilots th' wo'ld on over kin git in touch wif yo' an' find out how yo' managed t'git thet incredible paint job by usin' a foam pad an' latex house paint.
Send yer photos in jpeg o' tif fo'mat. Not a computer geek? No problem, jest use th' old fashioned pony express. Send reprints t'th' plush penthouse office of Th' RV Journal:
Zephaniah Buchanan RV File
We doesn't haf real fancy legal mumbo jumbo about th' ownyship of material on this hyar site. Howevah, eff'n yo' wish t'use enny of our stuff, like in a noosletter o' sumpin, please ax fust! Fry mah hide! Yo' will almost sartinly receive permisshun. We jest like t'knows whar our edito'ial corntent is gwine.
To git in touch wif Zephaniah Buchanan, yo' kin email, o' call 256-232-1524. Eff'n yo' still trest th' snail-mail, we is located at 123 N. Marion Street, Athens, AL 35611.
A trimenjus thanks t'RV8 builder Jeff Hawkins fo' his corntribushun t' this hyar site!