Lee was: the Incarnation !
Answered on: 20 Apr 2005
The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was: > Oh Oracle, > > Why do fools fall in love? And, for that matter, why do I keep > falling in love with fools? >
And in response, thus spake the Oracle: } Why do fools fall in love? } Why are all the good men gay? } Why won't your ex give you the time of day? } Why did you fall in love? } } Why do supp'cants forget to grov- } el? Do they fall in love? } Why do they fall in love? } } Love is a losing game } Love can ashame } You already know a fool } You do! } For that fool is you } } Tell me whyyyyyy-iiiii-yi-yiiii } Tell me why } } (Musical interlude) } } Why are all the good men gay? } Why won't your ex give you the time of day? } Why did you fall in love? } } The answer, I'm afraid, isn't neat } In fact, you know, it's quite incomplete! } } Tell me whyyyyyy-iiiii-yi-yiiii } } Why do fools fall in love? } } } Ahem. You owe the Oracle a back-up band.
Notes: Sad to say, but I have no idea if these lyrics actually fit the song at all. I barely know the tune, but looked up the lyrics to compose the above. And yes, I took a couple shortcuts by repeating lines where the original song repeats them instead of coming up with something new and not changing a few lines at all.