Lee was: the Incarnation  ! 
Answered on: 6 Sep 2005

The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
Your question was:

> Oh Oracle,
> Gas prices are going up, and it seems they may never go down.  I'm
> wondering what sort of car I should buy to save on gas.  You see, I get
> all my food from Taco Bell, and every time I have a date, it costs a lot
> to go around town finding a new girlfriend when the current one complains
> about my gas problem.
> What should I do?
And in response, thus spake the Oracle:

} Skip the looking for a girlfriend for a while and concentrate on your
} other habits.  With gas prices going up, you should be able to pull in
} a fortune, buy a sporty car, and have the women coming after you.
} You owe the Oracle a percentage and a gas mask.

Notes: This was written the week after Hurricane Katrina hit the Gulf Coast, when gas prices hit a peak. And no, I'm not proud of the fact that I went for the flatulence joke.