ID: 1340-05
Votes: 5dle3 (2.9)
Selected by: Klone (aka Daniel V Klein)
Lee was: the Incarnation  ! 
Answered on: 17 Oct 2003

The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
Your question was:

> Hey Orrie,
> I just wanted to say: I'm all hyped up for the release of 1339.
And in response, thus spake the Oracle:

} Yes, well, I can understand that since you're not omniscient like me.
} I find the whole thing rather boring since I already know what's going
} to be in it.
} But do you care?  Oh, no!  Your feeble mind cannot begin to comprehend
} what omniscience is like.  But ironically, being omniscient means I
} know what it's like to be non-omniscient.  I don't know how you stand
} it.
} Incidentally, your question will *not* be appearing in 1339.
} You owe the Oracle a precisely measured ounce of sympathy.  No more,
} no less.

Notes: I think I may have been more an incarnation of Marvin from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy than the Oracle when I wrote this, but apparently Klone liked it.

Thanks to the power of the Oracle, I was right about this question not appearing in digest #1339. It appeared in #1340. :-)