Lee was: the Supplicant ?
Answered on: 13 Aug 2003
The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was: > O wisest Oracle, whose virtual presence I am not fit to be in, whose > knowledge knows no bounds and whose ZOTs zot most completely, whose > merest fleeting thought is more profound that all of Buddah's > teachings, whose belly button lint is more wondrous than entire > galaxies, and from whom supplicants can learn more in a single e-mail > than by reading the entire writings of the great Greek > philosophers . . . can you lend me 10 bucks? >
And in response, thus spake the Oracle: } Come now, supplicant. If you're going to grovel, get it right: } - Being omniscient, my knowledge does know bounds. It just doesn't obey } them. } - It's "Buddha," not "Buddah." } - Being perfect, my navel is lint free, thank you very much. } - Greek philosophers wrote in Greek, so you wouldn't have a clue what } they were saying anyway. } } And after all that, you STILL want to mooch ten bucks off of me? } } *Sighs* Oh, very well. You can pick them up from the woods behind my } ranch. } } You owe the Oracle a paperweight that says "The Buck Stops Here." }
Notes: "Buddah." Oops!