Pack rat, up in the air
  Hack sack, do not despair
  Hoitus, coitus, all out of breath
  Hulbus, bulbus, staving off death.

			--Rev. Clinton Reynolds


(The Good Uncle sent me that after I sent him
 the following teaser stanza from something 
 I'd been working on (August 2002):

  Boiling and toiling, hammering with tools
  Rumbling and roiling, backstroking in pools
  Righteous, erectus, feeling the funk
  Delirium, derision; freaky-frack spunk

)