MAY Fer Courtin' . . . Nites you're with yore sweetie Fer Travelin' . . . May 16th's good as any Fer Bizness . . . Whenever you get the most customers Fer Havin' Fun . . . When you ain't workin' |
Date |
Day |
Moon Signs |
Lum and Abner's own Birthday Predictions |
1 | Su | Aries | You air not like ordinery fokes--re-member that an' you will go fur. |
2 | Mo | Aries | If you air tall, many fokes will look up ter you. |
3 | Tu | Gemini | If you air short, you will be looked up to anyways. |
4 | We | Gemini | You air too ab-sorbed in yore work--don't let hit make a slave of yuh. |
5 | Th | Gemini | Ladies borned today air good cooks; men fokes borned today cain't cook at all. |
6 | Fr | Cancer | Yuh air too given ter dreamin'--remember, hard work makes dreams come true. |
7 | Sa | Cancer | You have a secret wish. Keep wishin' an' hit will be ansered. |
8 | Su | Leo | Fokes borned today air better at eatin' than cookin'. |
9 | Mo | Leo | You will marry the person of yore dreams an' be happy ever after. |
10 | Tu | Virgo | You air desteened ter travel-fur--figgeratively and litterally both. |
11 | We | Virgo | If you were borned today, you have a mind quick at makin' de-cisions. |
12 | Th | Libra | As you have progressed in the past, so will you progress in the futchure. |
13 | Fr | Libra | If yo air tall, you will marry a blonde; if short, a bronette. |
14 | Sa | Libra | A sunny dispositshun will bring extry good fortune ter you fokes borned today. |
15 | Su | Scorpio | You think you will never be a success, but hit ain't so--fergit bein' so bashful. |
16 | Mo | Scorpio | Luck will come ter you later in life than ter most fokes. |
17 | Tu | Sagittarius | You air a right smar person, even if fokes say you ain't. |
18 | We | Sagittarius | Yuh will see the world--if you don't sit at home. |
19 | Th | Sagittarius | You air desteened ter be a important person in yore kimmunity. |
20 | Fr | Capricornus | You air a good teacher. If you ain't, you orta be anyways. |
21 | Sa | Capricornus | There air big things in store fer you if you devellep yore talents-an' you have many. |
22 | Su | Aquarius | You air trustworthy an' honest an' beloved by yore friends, Why keep worryin' 'bout makin' all thet money? |
23 | Mo | Aquarius | Yore hankerin' fer fame will not be reelized 'less you act natcheral an' be yoreself. |
24 | Tu | Aquarius | You wear yore clothes extry well if borned today, wish is a unusual accumplishment. |
25 | We | Pisces | You have so much ability, you air too critical 'bout other fokes. Try an' be tolyerent. |
26 | Th | Pisces | You like bee-ootiful things, wich ain't surprizin if you are a man. |
27 | Fr | Aries | You air attracktive to the other sex, which is a accumplishment ter be pround of. |
28 | Sa | Aries | Fokes borned today ain't ambishus enuff. You have talents wich should make you rich. |
29 | Su | Aries | This ain't a good day fer home-lovin' fokes ter be borned. You will be famous an' travel. |
30 | Mo | Aries | Abner's birthday. You will probly git ter be a grate movie actor. |
31 | Tu | Gemini | You air inventive, wich a lot of fokes ain't. |