1936
PISCES 3rd Month |
MARCH | 1936
ARIES 31 Days |
A pair of fish is the sign for this month. History don't say whether they're poor fish, or brook trout, but since folks born in March have good imaginations maybe it means you're a good fish story teller. Folks have patience enough to sit on the bank for a long time waiting for a bite.
Date | Day | moon signs | Today in History or Thereabouts | Birthday Predictions and Observations |
1 | Su | AR | First U.S. Bank chartered--1871 | Folks born today grow up to be cashier of the First National. |
2 | Mo | GE | Missouri Compromise Art passed--1820 | They're still compromisin' over Missouri, some say. |
3 | Tu | GE | War declared against Algiers--1815 | Birthday for future pirate fighters. |
4 | We | CAN | Geo. Washington inaugurated second time--1793 | Next year this time folks will be pointing with pride. |
5 | Th | CAN | Boston Massacre--1770 | Inventor of baked beans and brown bread got scalped. |
6 | Fr | LE | Alamo Massacre--1836 | Birthday for folks in the stock market massacre of 1929. |
7 | Sa | LE | Battle fit at Pea Ridge--1862 | Folks born today are uncommon fond of pea soup. |
8 | Su | LE | Stamp Act Passed--1765 | Today's childern apt to be mail clerks or postmasters. |
9 | Mo | VI | Monitor fit the Merrimac--1862 | Marks birth of females who are full of smoke and fire. |
10 | Tu | VI | Count Zeppelin died--1917 | He's the feller invented the big balloons. |
11 | We | VI | Congress put the Navy together--1794 | Midshipmen and sailors sweethearts have birthdays. |
12 | Th | LI | U.S. set up post office business--1789 | Folks who read other folks' postcards born today. |
13 | Fr | LI | Standard time established--1884 | Birthday for folks that watch clocks and beat time. |
14 | Sa | SC | China squared off to fight Germany--1917 | Laundrymen tore up shirts owned by people named Von Schnitzlewurst. |
15 | Su | SC | Uncle Sam went hunting for Villa--1916 | People with taste for chili and frijoles born today. |
16 | Mo | SA | West Point Academy opened for business--1802 | Birthday for future generals and privates. |
17 | Tu | SA | St. Patrick's Day | Poor birthday if you don't like shamrocks. |
18 | We | SA | Day after St. Patrick's Day | Today, you were born one day too late to be a policeman. |
19 | Th | CAP | Yale opened--1701. Stamp Act repealed--1766 | Birthday for them as likes to lick Yale and not stamps. |
20 | Fr | CAP | Last big German push on Western Front--1918 | Birthday for folks who come back once too often. |
21 | Sa | AQ | Spring supposed to start today. | Poets usually pick out this one. |
22 | Su | AQ | Russia captures Port Przemsyl--1915 | Born today folks who can pronounce Przemsyl. |
23 | Mo | PI | Aguinaldo captured--1901 | Fellers born today get captured quick by women. |
24 | Tu | PI | General Coxey marched on Washington--1894 | Natal day for torch light processioners. |
25 | We | AR | Just for variety, that date was printed in white ink. | |
26 | Th | AR | Some feller from Florida--1513 | Plenty of fokses named Jones and Smith will find Florida again today. |
27 | Fr | AR | Northwest rebellion bust loose--1885 | Mild mannered folks usually pick out a different birthday. |
28 | Sa | AR | Treaty signed with Denmark--1830 | Childrens with birthdays today grow up to play in Hamlet. |
29 | Su | GE | Foch made Allies boss--1918 | Birthday for heroes. Lum Edwards probably born today. |
30 | Mo | GE | Uncle Sam bought Alaska--1867 | Today's childrens are born bargain hunters. |
31 | Tu | CAN | Treaty with Japan--1851 | Birthdays for fellers named Hashimura or Steve. |