1936
ARIES 1st Month |
JANUARY | 1936
AQUARIUS 31 Days |
Because folks born in January are under the sign of Capricorn, they're supposed to suffer from cold and chills, but between the two of us and the kitchen stove over yonder, January is just dad-blamed chilly for almost everybody. Our advice is to take the skin off a Capricorn and make yourself a goat-hair coat.
Date | Day | moon signs | Today in History or Thereabouts | Birthday Predictions and Observations |
1 | We | PI | New Years Day | Day for making resolutions. |
2 | Th | PI | Georgia ratified constitution--1788 | Day for breaking resolutions. |
3 | Fr | AR | Battle of Princeton--1777 | Birthday fer children who like coon-skin coats. |
4 | Sa | AR | Utah became a state--1896 | Born today-- people who make flowers sprout in deserts. |
5 | Su | AR | Pocahontas hauled her pop off--John Smith--1608 | Today's birthday folks don't lose their hair. |
6 | Mo | AR | Teddy Roosevelt died--1919 | End of the trail for a great patriot. |
7 | Tu | GE | National votin' held for first time--1789 | Birthday for politickin' folk and flag wavers. |
8 | We | GE | Battle of New Orleans fit--1815 | Birthday for wives who raise ned with husbands. |
9 | Th | CAN | War between the States got started--1861 | Fellers started callin' each other "Danged Yank" or "Johnnie Reb". |
10 | Fr | CAN | John D. put Standard Oil together--1870 | Fellers born today like to have their hair slick. |
11 | Sa | CAN | Alexander Hamilton was born--1757 | Birthday for folks who sign constitutions and petitions. |
12 | Su | LE | John Hancock was born--1737 | Handwritin' experts have birthdays today . |
13 | Mo | LE | Salmon P. Chase born--1808 | Birthday for future secretaries of U . S. Treasury. |
14 | Tu | VI | Washington burned up by British--1801 | And the durned place has been hot ever since. |
15 | We | VI | First steam locomotive in U.S.--1831 | Birthdays for folks who puff and blow off steam. |
16 | Th | VI | Prohibition Amendment ratified--1919 | Birthday of people who like to drink tea. |
17 | Fr | LI | Ben Franklin born--1706 | Fellers born today fly kites and write almanacs. |
18 | Sa | LI | Fuelless Mondays started--1918 | But Barnum says there's a fuel gets borned every minute. |
19 | Su | SC | Robert E. Lee born--1807 | Birthday for future generals and warriors. |
20 | Mo | SC | England said "'Nuff!"--1783 | George Washington went home to have his socks darned. |
21 | Tu | SC | First printing press in America--1639 | Birthday for printer's devils and girl reporters. |
22 | We | SA | Panama Canal Treaty Signed--1903 | Today's birthday's owned by big ditch diggers. |
23 | Th | SA | Not much doing today | Better wait and be borned tomorrow. |
24 | Fr | CAP | Gold found in California--1848 | Birthday for gold diggers and other prospectors. |
25 | Sa | CAP | Eve told Adam she needed warmer clothes--1000 B. C. | Adam said he would see what could be done about it. |
26 | Su | AQ | Michigan turned into a state--1837 | Children born today grow up to work in Detroit motor mines. |
27 | Mo | AQ | Edison patented electric lamp--1880 | Candlestick makers held war meetin' five minutes after. |
28 | Tu | PI | Last spike driv in Panama R.R.--1855 | Birthday for folks who hit the nail on the head. |
29 | We | PI | Kansas became state--1861 | Children born today say "Rock-Chalk, Jay-Hawk, K-U!" |
30 | Th | AR | Walter Damrosch born--1862 | Resolutions, if you've kep' 'em. is taboo from here on. |
31 | Fr | AR | Lum Edwards born--18?? | Birthday fine for Presidents, Businessmen, Financiers, Judges, etc. |