Least Popular Microbrews, stolen from topfive.com

15. Beatle Brewery Twist and Stout

14. Chippendale's Frail Male Ale

13. AOL e-beer

12. Carwash Runoff Porter

11. Busta Nut Brown Ale

10. Pantiesoff Stout

 9. Pete's Wicked Mother-in-Law Broke The Equipment So This
    Is Just Sparkling Water For Now Until We Can Get It Fixed

 8. McVeigh Chock-Full-O'-Nitrites Lager

 7. G.W. Busch Lite

 6. St. Paulie She-Male Ale  ("You never forget your first She-Male.")

 5. Brooke Shield's Monobrau

 4. Paler-Than-Keith-Richards Pale Ale

 3. Captain's Lager (Star-Dated for Freshness!)

 2. Hammered and Nailed DUI Stout

 1. Extra Bitter Natural Blonde