Those Aggies are always stirring up trouble:
When Christian students at Texas A&M University donned pro-abstinence
T-shirts bearing the legend, "Top 10 Reasons Why Jesus is Better Than
Beer", the campus Agnostic and Atheist Student Group knew how to
respond:


Top Ten Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Religion:


10.  No one will kill you for not having a Beer.

9.   Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.

8.   Beer has never caused a war.

7.   No one forces Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.

6.   When you have Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.

5.   No one's been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over their brand of Beer.

4.   You don't have to wait more than 2,000 years for a second Beer.

3.   There are laws saying that Beer labels can't lie to you.

2.   You can prove you have a Beer.

1.   If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.

See http://www.positiveatheism.org/writ/apocalypzo.htm#TENBEERS for more info.


[If anyone has the original "Why Jesus Is Better Than Beer" or knows where I
 can find it, let me know so I can add it here. -- TJH]