Classic Quotes |
"Gomer get down there with them spiders!" -
Barney "...and I ain't been moonshinin' since...aw, um, at least so's you could notice." - Rafe Hollister "Pa, just what can you do with a grown woman?" - Opie "Like they always say...the quality of mercy is not strained, it droppeth like a gentle dew from Heaven...well, you're not talking to a jerk you know!" - Barney "We defy the Mafia!!!" - Barney "And quit hollerin' at yourself in that looking glass." - Andy "I reckon' the cellar would be downstairs." - Gomer "Boy, giraffes are selfish! Always running around, getting hit by lightning, looking out for number one..." - Barney"I wish we had a psychiatrist in town; I bet Barney would be a real study." - Andy "Do you have any idea how hard it is to work with someone who thinks he knows everything?" - Barney "And get that gun out of your mouth!" - Andy |