Deadly Computer Viruses

CLINTON VIRUS

gives you a 7 inch Hard Drive with no memory.

VIAGRA VIRUS

makes a new Hard Drive out of an Old Floppy.

LEWINSKY VIRUS

sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone about what it did.

RONALD REAGAN VIRUS

saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.

MIKE TYSON VIRUS

quits after two bytes.

OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS

your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100MB, then slowly expands to 200 MB.

DR. JACK DEVORKIAN VIRUS

deletes all old files.

ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS

disks can no longer be inserted.

TITANIC VIRUS

A strain of the Lewinsky Virus) your whole computer goes down (but thinks "I will go on").

DISNEY VIRUS

everything in your computer goes "Goofy".

PROZAC VIRUS

screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.

JOEY BUTTAFUOCO VIRUS

only attacks minor files.

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS

terminates some files, leaves, but warns "I'll Be Baaaaaaaaaaaak."

LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS

re-formats you hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through "Windows".

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