gives you a 7 inch Hard Drive with no memory.
makes a new Hard Drive out of an Old Floppy.
sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone about what it did.
saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
quits after two bytes.
your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100MB, then slowly expands to 200 MB.
deletes all old files.
disks can no longer be inserted.
A strain of the Lewinsky Virus) your whole computer goes down (but thinks "I will go on").
everything in your computer goes "Goofy".
screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.
only attacks minor files.
terminates some files, leaves, but warns "I'll Be Baaaaaaaaaaaak."
re-formats you hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through "Windows".