Top Ten Things Men SHOULDN'T Say Out Loud In Victoria's Secret:

#10 Does this come in children's sizes?

#9 No Thanks. Just sniffing.

#8 I'll be in the dressing room going blind

#7 Mom will love this.

#6 Oh the size won't matter. She's inflatable.

#5 No need to wrap it up. I'll eat it here.

#4 Will you model this for me???

#3 The Miracle What??? This is better than world peace!!

#2 45 bucks?? You're just gonna end up NAKED anyway!!

And the number one thing that a man should never, ever say out loud in Victoria's Secret:

#1 Oh, honey, you'll never squeeze your fat ass into that.

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