Fleetwood Homes and The University of Tennessee Volunteer Fan Club want to make you the envy of your trailer park.
That's right, if you act now you can purchase at a special price that home you have always dreamed of:
The National Championship Commemorative Double-wide
This is no ordinary home. Just look at the standard features:
1. Rocky Top doorbell 2. Commode that says "Give Him Six" every time you flush 3. Built-in big screen television that cannot be repossessed 4. Matching his and hers orange and white Lazyboy recliners 5. A 6x6 portrait of Elvis at the 1999 Fiesta Bowl
These are just a few of the many amenities that you can enjoy if you act now!! Do not delay because this is a limited edition production. We are only going to produce 1,000,000. Fleetwood Homes: Built in Tennessee by Tennesseans for Tennessee Fans to reside in.
Call now to receive a special introductory gift only available to the first 1,000,000 customers: 36 rolls of orange and white two ply toilet tissue. One ply orange, the other white. Wipe your butt with the best!
Don't delay! This is a one time special!
