Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar.
Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong.
What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment.
What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast? They're hiring.
Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek? Because they're not going to work in the future, either.
What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm? A pimp.
Why can't they teach drivers ed and sex ed on the same day in Mexico? The donkeys get too tired.
Why can't they teach drivers ed and sex ed on the same day in Redneck schools? Because both classes can't use the car at the same time.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say f*ck? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
What's the Cuban national anthem? "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit.
How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin.
What are the words women hate to hear when they are enjoying great sex? "Honey! I'm home!"
