10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers
9. Squat over a hand held mirror for an hour and a half
8. See if they could finally do a split
7. See if it is truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet
6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch
5. Get picked up in a bar in less then 20 minutes before closing time
4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too?
And the number one thing men would do if they woke up with a vagina?
1. Finally find that damn G-Spot
10. Get ahead faster in the corporate world
9. Get a blow job
8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat
7. Pee standing up while talking to another man at the urinal
6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently
5. Find out what it is like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm
4. Touch/shift herself in public without thought as to how improper it might seem
3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks
2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction, which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member, which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement
And, the number one thing that a woman would do if she woke up with a penis?
1. Repeat #9
