According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public
Ax Me About Ebonics
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
Boldly Going Nowhere
Cat: The Other White Meat
Caution - Driver Legally Blonde!
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.
God must love stupid people, he made so many.
Guns don't kill people, postal workers do.
Hang up and drive.
Happiness is a belt-fed weapon.
He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Heart Attacks... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends
Honk If Anything Falls Off
Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Windowv
Horn broken, watch for finger.
How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost?
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
I don't care, I don't have to.
I don't have to be dead to donate my organ.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha
I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere
I need someone really bad... are you really bad?
I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong...
If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.
If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
If You Can Read This, The Bitch Fell Off (Motorcycle)
If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets.
If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.
If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast.
Illiterate? Write For Help
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now
Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
Keep honking, I'm reloading.
Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
Life's a buffet... so eat me!
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Mean people rule!
Meat is yummy!
Montana: At least our cows are sane!
Necrophillia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point.
Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.
Prevent inbreeding: ban country music.
Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.
Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It!
Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Snatch a kiss, or vice versa.
So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute!
Thank You For Pot Smoking.
The Earth Is Full - Go Home
The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
What Has Four Legs And An Arm? A Happy Pit Bull
Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?
Wink, I'll do the rest!
Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?
Wink, I'll do the rest!
Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
