1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer
AMANA WASHER $100. OWNED BY CLEAN BACHELOR WHO SELDOM WASHED.
SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE... ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
FREE PUPPIES... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD PART DOG
2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES, 1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, PAIR: $15
TICKLE ME ELMO. NEW IN BOX. HARDLY TICKLED. $700
BLACK FACE COWS, CALVES... ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.
'83 TOYOTA HUNCHBACK -- $2000
STAR WARS JOB OF THE HUT -- $15
DO SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YOUR VALENTINE - HAVE YOUR SEPTIC TANK PUMPED.
FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL - 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR DOG
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. UNPLEASANT LITTLE DOG.
GERMAN SHEPHARD. 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.
FULL SIZED MATTRESS. 20 YR WARRANTY. LIKE NEW. SLIGHT URINE SMELL.
FREE 1 CAN OF PORK & BEANS WITH PURCHASE OF 3 BR 2 BTH HOME.
FOR SALE: LEE MAJORS (6 MILLION DOLLAR MAN) - $50
CHARMIN ULTRA BATHROOM TISSUE -- BONELESS
NORDIC TRACK $300 - HARDLY USED - CALL CHUBBIE at: ....
BILL'S SEPTIC CLEANING - "WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS"
SHAKESPEARE'S PIZZA - FREE CHOPSTICKS
FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG... LOOKS LIKE A RAT... BEEN OUT AWHILE... BETTER BE A REWARD.
GET A LITTLE JOHN - THE TRAVELING URINAL - HOLDS 2 ? BOTTLES OF BEER.
HANDS FOR HEALTH - HEIDI HOAR - REGISTERED MASSAGE THERAPIST
HARRISBURG POSTAL EMPLOYEES GUN CLUB
GEORGIA PEACHES - CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.
FOR RENT - VIBRATOR - WELL USED
NICE PARACHUTE - NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE - SLIGHTLY STAINED
BORDER COLLIE FEMALE TO A GOOD HOE. GOOD WITH CHILDREN.
WHIRLPOOL BUILT IN OVEN -- FROST FREE!
KITTENS 8 WEEKS OLD - SEEKING GOOD CHRISTIAN HOME.
TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR? WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS. STARTING PAY: $7 - $9 PER HOUR.
NOTICE: TO PERSON OR PERSONS WHO TOOK THE LARGE PUMPKIN ON HIGHWAY 87 NEAR SOUTHRIDGE STORAGE. PLEASE RETURN THE PUMPKIN AND BE CHECKED. PUMPKIN MAY BE RADIOACTIVE. ALL OTHER PLANTS IN VINCINITY ARE DEAD.
EXERCISE EQUIPMENT QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRING - $175.
OUR SOFA SEATS THE WHOLE MOB - AND IT'S MADE OF 100% ITALIAN LEATHER.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY, MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER - $300.
ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER
WOMEN - ANY SIZE - FREE BUTT MASSAGE
THESE 2 HEADLINES WERE ARTICLES NEXT TO EACH OTHER ON THE SAME PAGE: BREASTFEEDING MONTH SLATED and REPORT: MEN NEED TO DRINK MILK TOO
ILLITERATE? WRITE TODAY FOR FREE HELP.
AUTO REPAIR SERVICE. FREE PICK-UP AND DELIVERY. TRY US ONCE, YOU'LL NEVER GO ANYWHERE AGAIN.
OUR EXPERIENCED MOM WILL CARE FOR YOUR CHILD. FENCED YARD, MEALS, AND SMACKS INCLUDED.
DOG FOR SALE: EATS ANYTHING AND IS FOND OF CHILDREN.
MAN WANTED TO WORK IN DYNAMITE FACTORY. MUST BE WILLING TO TRAVEL.
STOCK UP AND SAVE. LIMIT: ONE.
SEMI-ANNUAL AFTER-CHRISTMAS SALE.
3-YEAR OLD TEACHER NEEDED FOR PRE-SCHOOL. EXPERIENCE PREFERRED.
MIXING BOWL SET DESIGNED TO PLEASE A COOK WITH ROUND BOTTOM FOR EFFICIENT BEATING.
GIRL WANTED TO ASSIST MAGICIAN IN CUTTING-OFF-HEAD ILLUSION. BLUE CROSS AND SALARY.
DINNER SPECIAL -- TURKEY $2.35; CHICKEN OR BEEF $2.25; CHILDREN $2.00
FOR SALE: ANTIQUE DESK SUITABLE FOR LADY WITH THICK LEGS AND LARGE DRAWERS.
NOW IS YOUR CHANCE TO HAVE YOUR EARS PIERCED AND GET AN EXTRA PAIR TO TAKE HOME, TOO.
WE DO NOT TEAR YOUR CLOTHING WITH MACHINERY. WE DO IT CAREFULLY BY HAND.
FOR SALE. THREE CANARIES OF UNDERMINED SEX.
GREAT DAMES FOR SALE.
HAVE SEVERAL VERY OLD DRESSES FROM GRANDMOTHER IN BEAUTIFUL CONDITION.
TIRED OF CLEANING YOURSELF. LET ME DO IT.
VACATION SPECIAL: HAVE YOUR HOME EXTERMINATED.
GET RID OF AUNTS. ZAP DOES THE JOB IN 24 HOURS.
TOASTER: A GIFT THAT EVERY MEMBER OF THE FAMILY APPRECIATES. AUTOMATICALLY BURNS TOAST.
FOR RENT: 6-ROOM HATED APARTMENT.
MAN, HONEST. WILL TAKE ANYTHING.
USED CARS: WHY GO ELSEWHERE TO BE CHEATED. COME HERE FIRST.
CHRISTMAS TAG-SALE. HANDMADE GIFTS FOR THE HARD-TO-FIND PERSON.
WANTED: HAIR CUTTER. EXCELLENT GROWTH POTENTIAL.
WANTED. MAN TO TAKE CARE OF COW THAT DOES NOT SMOKE OR DRINK.
OUR BIKINIS ARE EXCITING. THEY ARE SIMPLY THE TOPS.
WANTED. WIDOWER WITH SCHOOL AGE CHILDREN REQUIRES PERSON TO ASSUME GENERAL HOUSEKEEPING DUTIES. MUST BE CAPABLE OF CONTRIBUTING TO GROWTH OF FAMILY.
AND NOW, THE SUPERSTORE-UNEQUALED IN SIZE, UNMATCHED IN VARIETY, UNRIVALED INCONVENIENCE.
WE WILL OIL YOUR SEWING MACHINE AND ADJUST TENSION IN YOUR HOME FOR $1.00.
