The 60's vs. the 90's

Then:

Long Hair

Now:

Longing for hair

Then:

The perfect high.

Now:

The perfect high yield mutual fund.

Then:

Keg.

Now:

EKG.

Then:

Acid Rock.

Now:

Acid Reflux.

Then:

Moving to California because it's cool.

Now:

Moving to California because it's warm.

Then:

You're growing pot.

Now:

Your growing pot.

Then:

Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents.

Now:

Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your children.

Then:

Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.

Now:

Trying not to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.

Then:

Seeds and stems.

Now:

Roughage.

Then:

Popping pills, smoking joints.

Now:

Popping joints.

Then:

Our president's struggle with Fidel.

Now:

Our president's struggle with fidelity.

Then:

Paar.

Now:

AARP.

Then:

Being caught with Hustler magazine.

Now:

Being caught with Hustler magazine.

Then:

Killer weed.

Now:

Weed killer.

Then:

Hoping for a BMW.

Now:

Hoping for a BM.

Then:

The Grateful Dead.

Now:

Dr. Kevorkian.

Then:

Getting out to a new, hip joint.

Now:

Getting a new hip joint.

Then:

Rolling Stones.

Now:

Kidney stones.

Then:

Being called into the principal's office.

Now:

Calling the principal's office.

Then:

Screw the system!

Now:

Upgrade the system.

Then:

Peace sign.

Now:

Mercedes logo.

Then:

Parents begging you to get your hair cut.

Now:

Children begging you to get their heads shaved.

Then:

Take acid.

Now:

Take antacid.

Then:

Passing the driver's test.

Now:

Passing the vision test.

Then:

"Whatever"

Now:

"Depends"

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