Take one puppy, roll and play until lightly pampered, then add the following ingredients .....

• 1 cup patience ...
• 1 cup understanding ...
• 1 pinch correction ...
• 1 cup hard work ...
• 2 cups praise ...
• 1 1/2 cups fun ...

Blend well.
Heat with warmth of your heart until raised or until puppy has doubled in size.
Mix with owner until consistency is such that owner and dog are one.

This is not harmful to your health. Repeat as often as desired.