Here are a few more early Richie stories. Unless you saw the PBS show "Square One", a lot of these won't make any sense. But then, most of the others don't make sense anyway, so who's counting...
wyches wen to c bt for da gt der sa bg thn sed wht yer name he sed i m robocrk stl mt evrst
tha gt warnt ctch robcrk retrn mt everest dn da her music it s rocpela tha sin tu much
wyches sa go awa rokpla kik wyches bak to hom rocapela kep singn finaly go hom sa whr wrld
carmn sn dieg o wyches sa i hat it rghtj d nd
da wn lon wa dn souh thru ic river tu big city saw mn n wmn wth calclatrs sa i mthmatishn
what u da sa we wyches da say wlcm tu mathnet we ctch cruk robock opn door kil georg kat
n mthnt whyches fle robo chass trip fal da escap go hom hjat hat that robt grf d nd
wyches wn sout agn cam 2 ftbl gam plarz pk up wyches kik m wyches say o nos
den robcrk cam tu gam sad i c wyches da mst di sht dem wit lazr bems bt he misd
nd wyches cat hm but den rokpela cam sad o nos t s wyches trd 2 kl wyches bt da
xcap wnt hom
wn da wychis brd da si a plnt n sa ha yu rchi tel us watisdis tng her n hi sa dat
ds 'plant' n de sa u? ha yu rchi cmer n rchi sz u? n da sa ha yu bar tel us watisdis
'plant' n rchi sz mmms rrrs mmms uuus mmms u?u?u?u? i don nodis so rchi goz up tu plnt
n hi sz ha yu plnt telmi wataryu n plnt sa ... n rchi sa ha yu dat noisnis ansr m n
plnt sa ... n rchi sa i tradadabrans wif yu n rchi sa alakazamus! n rchi tradd brans wit
d plnt n plnt sa u?u?u? n wchy sa ... n wche sa u? nw wat?
so rchi s n ds plnt n hi sa ihatdis inowandis inolikadis imagona cri n wyches sa ha yu br
n plnt sa u? heriam ihatds imalevnds plnt rchi sa tradadaBRANZZZ! pufs rchi wz ina ds tre
tre sa u? rchi sa hms tradadaBRANZZZ! pufs rchi wz ina ds clowd n hi sa u? yas ilikads hi
flot arnd wrld go bi wndo mn n wndo si bg clwd wit rchi fas go u?u?u? rchi gt brd say
tradadaBRANZZZ! n hi ws n d hol wrld n hol wrld sa u?u?u?u? rchi thnk ha i puti gd at dis
but gt brd trad bk to rchi bode sa i trd zzz drem f evrbdi n wrld sayn u?u?u? he smil d nd
wun da wn rchi wz lukn t th strz e sw a bg lt muvn he wtcd it n it stpt he wtcht sm mr
thn thr ws a bonsh f lits n e su sum pepl wun uv thm sw rdge n sed thers nt ne ntlugnt
lyf hr cpin n thy pt rge n a jr nd lft n rje sed onos iscerdadis blik d nd
wl rhyche wz pt n ds bg shp n wuz flien tu strz n hi wz in ds kaj n henolikt kus hi
fradodis den sw ds bg man wt pnti ers n pnti ibrws ds mn he sed hlo r yu ntlijnt
rci sd u? watsds 'ntlijnt' den ds mn he sd cn yu unrstan mi rshe sed ds u? watsds 'unrstan'
n ds mn he sed du yu no hu i m i m ds vlcn n rtchi sd u? watisds 'vlcn' n ds man sd hms
hile llojkul he sd imagona mndmld wt yu he pt d hans n rches hed sa yu min to mi min bt he
dint no dt rches dnt haf des mnds n ds mn sd u?u?u? n rchi sa 'fasinatn'
More to come...
