The Original Richie Stories
These stories were the first ever written by Richies. If you don't understand them at first, that's ok - there are parts incomprehensible even to me, and keep in mind that the Richies themselves don't understand half of what they're saying anyway. Here they are.
Richie Bear and the Sea of Syrup
der wuz wyche n wycheland n he at fud nd wnt 2 c syrp m dfg nd hy wen tu d c nd he sald d ce aaaaaaaaaaanddd hyee drnk sum syrop nd den h wen hom mus jusdubus d nd
Return to the Sea of Syrup
wyche at tu muh fud he fat wnt to syrup tu swm xrsys lus fat he swymd tu othr sid uv c on othr shor he sa lots bg monsurs vry fat scard him he swm c drnk mor syrp gt fatr bu nt fat s monstrs he wen hom at mor fud gt ft n likd t musduhus hytgjuy d nd
Sea of Syrup III
wen he gt hom d wyche bar tld s frns md rme sld crs c o syrp tha trd 2 gt rd f manstrs bt dey tou strn wyches rn bak monstuurs atkd wychelnd bt wyches fot bak nd monstuurs rn awys n nxde wyches mus mutums go to c drnk syrp yums slrps i lika dis d nd
Syrup's Revenge
da wn c drk syrp bt c ros in bg shap grat colum f syrp ros to ski tha saild tu towr wn in da foun lot syrp monstrs bgr fatr thn monstrs n the othr shor wyches bout to fle monstrs sed wat we hat mostrs n shor we kl thm so the kl thm thn towr disaper bk intu c uv srp wyche sed yas io lika thm tha wnt tu othr sho mnstrs gon it was borun ther tha wn hom lik it hgfusgus hytugusdumus d nd
Syrup's Revenge
wyches wnt vakashn c o syrp da gt der nd saw bg fsh n fsh tri tu bit dem wyches rn hom bult bg thn thrw n c fsh scrd rn awy hd fn vakashn u yas nos cnfuzn wn priz n giv fud plez d nd
More Stupid Adventures
da wn c fnd bg wafl bot sal n boat to isl uv butr gt butr frm grnd pt n wafl at it much fud bt den bot gon da strandd da swm hom muc xrcys lus sm fat bt stl vry chuby lik it d nd
Further Stories of Syrup
da wnt tu c fnd bg fltn mrshmlws gt n dem bt dey wer 2 heve mrshmlws snk dey wer bot to drn bt den d syrp mnsters frm othr shr cam n savd dem dey wn 2 othr shor had bg prte bt wil dey hvn fn gnt mnstr frm forst cam dey wer scrd rn away wnt up 2 mntn saw lts o forst mnstrs bt syrp munstrs bult syrp gns sht forst mnstrs dey rn bk tou forst wyches n syrp mnstrs hav prty den wyches wn bak to wycheland d nd
Under the Sea
Wyches wnt 2 c wth sbmrn wnt ndr c saw lts f syrp bt den da sw ndrgrnd cav wnt n cav sw mor syrp wnt hom d nd
The Day the Husdufus Came
On day wyches wr hvn fn da sw bg thns faln frm ski lge thns wer gint husdufus wyches pkd up husdufus thro arnd hav mor fn bt den d husdufus wz tird o dis so dey wnt hom wyches sa i no lika dis wht is dis u hms hms hms husdufus hms wyches sa i hat it d nd
The River Syrup
un da tha wn tu c sa flowin srp wen ntu rivr go dn rvr ntu rapds wyches nolikadis sa hat t da cm tu syrpfals sa ono go ovr fals ntu lak uv syrp flot arond no likt sa hatit den tha fin syrp geysr "ol musdujus" t spws p out uv syrup shut thm ntu d er lnd in c go hom likit guhusdukujus d nd
Yummy Toaster Pastries!
Wyches gt bord wnt 2 c o syrp bt den meni pop-trts cam ot f c wyches sa wht s dis pop-trts sa wi r pop-trts da tri to kl m bt wyches rn hom pop-trts chas m bt den wyches sa whi r we rnin wyches jmp n pop-trts nd et em pop-trts sa onos inolikadis rn awa wyches sa wat kum bk ilikayu yums m'tastychw bt da gt awa so wyches sa tu bd bt da wer yumy jusdubus d nd
All contents (c) copyright Robert Gregg, 1997
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