God's Billboard

"GOD'S"
"BILLBOARD"

Let's meet at My house Sunday before the game.
-GOD

C'mon over and bring the kids.
-GOD

What part of "Thou Shalt Not..." didn't you understand?
-GOD

We need to talk.
-GOD

Keep using My name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer.
-GOD

Loved the wedding, invite Me to the marriage.
-GOD

That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing... I meant it.
-GOD

I love you and you and you and you and...
-GOD

Will the road you're on get you to My place?
-GOD

Follow Me.
-GOD

Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding.
-GOD

My way is the highway.
-GOD

Need directions?
-GOD

You think it's hot here?
-GOD

Have you read My #1 best seller? There will be a test.
-GOD

Do you have any idea where you're going?
-GOD

Tell the kids I love them.
-GOD

Need a marriage counselor? I'm Available
-GOD

Don't make Me come down there!
-GOD