The Great Weird Al Word Count

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Searched for "old":

Found 31 occurrences (note).

Song Count
"Toothless People"

Toothless people . . . old and feeble, what I say
Toothless people . . . old and feeble, oh yes

2
"Polkas on 45"

Gonna shoot my old lady
Hope I die before I get old

2
"It's All About the Pentiums"

I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller
Your laptop is a month old? Well that's great

2
"Albuquerque"

And force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was twenty-six and a half years old

1
"The Night Santa Went Crazy"

He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger

1
"Another One Rides the Bus"

There's a smelly old bum standin' next to me.

1
"Mr. Popeil"

My old vinyl car top look like new?

1
"(This Song's Just) Six Words Long"

So I'll just sing any old lyrics

1
"EBay"

Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)

1
"Angry White Boy Polka"

It was a great big lie (Big old lie)

1
"Living with a Hernia"

Feel so old

1
"Phony Calls"

But it's really gettin' old fast

1
"You Don't Love Me Anymore"

You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers

1
"When I Was Your Age"

Didn't have no dental floss had to use old rusty nails

1
"Stop Draggin' My Car Around"

Guess it's time to trade my old car in.

1
"King of Suede"

It's the same old sale as yesterday.

1
"I Love Rocky Road"

Yeah, but chocolate's gettin' old,

1
"Polka Your Eyes Out"

The Love Shack is a little old place where

1
"Trash Day"

Chili and greasy old bacon

1
"Velvet Elvis"

He means much more to me than some old Rembrandt or Van Gogh.

1
"The Saga Begins"

Isn't even old enough to shave

1
"Generic Blues"

So I'm just walkin' down this lonely old road.

1
"The Hot Rocks Polka"

Scarred old slaver, know he's doing all right.

1
"Don't Download This Song"

It doesn't matter if you're a grandma or a seven-year-old girl

1
"Ode to a Superhero"

That's the catchphrase of old Uncle Ben

1
"She Never Told Me She Was a Mime"

Even our old friends have stopped coming around

1
"I Can't Watch This"

Somebody's poor old mom

1
"Yoda"

I'll be playing this part till I'm old and grey.

1
Matching Songs 28
 
Album Count
Poodle Hat 4
In 3-D 4
Off the Deep End 4
Running with Scissors 4
"Weird Al" Yankovic 3
Polka Party 3
Bad Hair Day 2
Even Worse 2
UHF (and Other Stuff) 2
Alapalooza 1
Dare to Be Stupid 1
Straight Outta Lynwood 1
Matching Albums 12

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