The Great Weird Al Word Count

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Searched for "no":

Found 243 occurrences (note).

Song Count
"Bohemian Polka"

No escape from reality
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go - let him go!
No, no, no, no, no no no no no!

12
"A Complicated Song"

No one came
"No sense lettin' all this go to waste"
No no no
No no no
Oh no
No no no

12
"Trapped In The Drive-Thru"

I'm like, "No, I said delivered"
I says "No," she says "Yes," I says "No," she says "Yes"
I says "No," she says "Yes . . . oh, here's your keys"
"And Burrito King would make me gassy, there's no doubt"
I said, "No, I swear I'm gonna take you out"
"And two medium root beers - no, just one, we'll split it"
"Stop! Don't go no further . . .
Then she says, "We havin' a special, I super-sized you at no charge"
And my wife is all like, "No, that ain't Paul! Now tell me, who's this Paul?"
I can't believe there's no wallet

11
"Albuquerque"

No answer
There's no answer
He said "No, we're outta glazed donuts"
He said "No, we're outta jelly donuts"
He said "No, we're outta Bavarian cream-filled donuts"
He said "No, we're outta cinnamon rolls"
He said "No, we're outta apple fritters"
"No, we're outta bear claws"
No, get 'em off, get 'em off
"No, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw"

10
"Don't Wear Those Shoes"

Oh no, don't wear those shoes
I said, oh no, oh no
Oh no, please don't wear those . . .
I said, oh no, oh no, oh no, don't wear those shoes
I said, oh no, oh no, oh no, don't wear those shoes

10
"Close But No Cigar"

No, I don't think we are
But no cigar
Aw, no . . . I said . . .
No, I don't think we are
But no cigar
No, I don't think we are
But no cigar
But no cigar

8
"The Hot Rocks Polka"

I said ah, no, it's only rock 'n' roll, but I like it.
Ah, no, it's only rock 'n' roll, but I like it, like it, yes I do.
No excuses offered anyway, oh my.
I can't get no satisfaction.
I can't get no girly action,
I can't get no
I can't get no
I . . . can't . . . get . . . no . . .

8
"Bob"

No lemons, no melon
Lisa Bonet ate no basil
Rats live on no evil star
No devil lived on
No "x" in "Nixon"
O Geronimo, no minor ego
Oh, no! Don Ho

8
"Here's Johnny"

Oh . . . (Here's Johnny! Here's Johnny!) Wo-o-o, no
(Here's Johnny! Here's Johnny!) No no no no no no, I don't believe it

7
"I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead"

No space cadet's gonna tell me what to do.
No Joni Mitchell eight-tracks in my car. (ooh)
I don't want no part of that vegetarian scene.
No redwood hot tub to my name.
I don't need to see no shrink.
And I'm in no hurry to be casual.

6
"When I Was Your Age"

Didn't have no telephone didn't have no FAX machine
Didn't have no swimming pool when I was just a lad
Didn't have no dental floss had to use old rusty nails
Didn't have no water bed, had to sleep on broken glass
Didn't have no lawnmower, we used our teeth to cut the grass

6
"I Remember Larry"

No matter how I try
No matter how I try
No matter how I try
No matter how I try
No matter how I try
(.sdnah ruoy no emit eerf fo tol lufwa na evah tsum uoy, woW)

6
"Buy Me A Condo"

But I don't live dere no more.
Ain't gonna work in the field no more.
Ain't gonna work in the field no more, no, no.

5
"Couch Potato"

No virgin to channel surfin'
No, they live happily
"Look ma, no cavities!"
"Turn off those music videos!" (no!)
"Turn off that Oprah Winfrey show!" (no!)

5
"Amish Paradise"

There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars
There's no time for sin and vice
There's no cops or traffic lights

5
"Polka Your Eyes Out"

Oh no, I've said too much
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no

5
"Velvet Elvis"

You can tell that he's no velvet Elvis imitator.
No, I don't need anything.
Don't need no lava lamp,
Don't need no soap on a rope,
No pictures of Mexican kids with those really big eyes,

5
"Jurassic Park"

Oh no . . .
Oh no . . .
Well, this sure ain't no E-ticket
Oh no . . . oh no

5
"Gotta Boogie"

(Oh no)
(Oh no)
(Oh no)
No, man, I don't want a boogie!
No!!!

5
"Grapefruit Diet"

No more pie now
No more creme brulee
No french fri-yi-yies now
No ice cream parfait

4
"Polkarama"

But she ain't messin' with no broke broke
But she ain't messin' with no broke broke
(no) Gold gold digger
(no) Gold gold digger

4
"Germs"

There's no escape for me
There's no escape for me
There's no escape for me

3
"White and Nerdy"

Ain't got no grills, but I still wear braces
There's no killer app I haven't run (run)
Pop pop, hope no one sees me . . . gettin' freaky

3
"Achy Breaky Song"

I can't take no more of Billy Ray
Don't mind no Yoko Ono marathon
Just please don't play that song no more

3
"Eat It"

Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran,
You won't get no desert till you clean off your plate.

3
"Hardware Store"

I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)

3
"Smells Like Nirvana"

Don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no
Don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no
Don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no

3
"Airline Amy"

And no one else can take me higher than Airline Amy
And no one else can take me higher than Airline Amy
And no one else can take me higher than Airline Amy

3
"Generic Blues"

Well, I ain't got no money,
Said I ain't got no money, honey,
I'm just a no-good, scum-sucking, nose-picking, boot-licking,

3
"She Never Told Me She Was a Mime"

She never told me she was a mime, oh no
She never told me she was a mime..Oh no
She never told me she was a mime..Oh no

3
"The Alternative Polka"

Help me: I've got no soul to sell
No!
No doubt about it

3
"She Drives Like Crazy"

Like no one else.
Even hitchhikers just say no.
Like no one else.

3
"Mr. Popeil"

(Please, no C.O.D.'s.
Oh no! Now how am I gonna make

2
"Bedrock Anthem"

No fax, no cellular phone-Age

2
"Waffle King"

People say, "Right this way, sir, your money's no good here"
Make no mistake about it

2
"Addicted to Spuds"

There's no kind you haven't tried
I'm giving up, it's just no use

2
"Jerry Springer"

On the air? They don't care, they've got no shame
Once you start watchin', there's just no stoppin'

2
"Callin' In Sick"

Ain't goin' to work, no way
Ain't goin' to work, no way

2
"You Don't Love Me Anymore"

Oh no no

2
"Alimony"

Well I'm out of cash . . . no dough.
I'm broke . . . it's no joke.

2
"Toothless People"

No more of those pearly whites will they possess
'Cause the tooth fairy won't come no more

2
"Taco Grande"

No gracias, yo quiero jalapenos, nada mas
Well, it's been a pleasure, I can't eat no more

2
"Wanna Be Ur Lovr"

You're an ectomorph, no doubt
No, of course not, that would be stupid

2
"Your Horoscope For Today"

You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiots at work say
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's face, oh no

2
"This Is the Life"

No time to pay my dues.
No way, I'm the boss. The Big Cheese.

2
"I Can't Watch This"

It sucks, and that's no lie
I can't take this torture no more, I can't

2
"Traffic Jam"

No A.C.
Now, I'm no genius

2
"UHF"

Put away your jacket, there's no need to go outside.
You better put away your homework, prime time ain't no time to think.

2
"The Night Santa Went Crazy"

Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more tears

1
"Gandhi II"

No more Mr. Passive Resistance. He's out to kick some butt.

1
"(This Song's Just) Six Words Long"

No, I never wrote the lyrics

1
"Dog Eat Dog"

They'll never miss it . . . No, they'll never miss it!

1
"Angry White Boy Polka"

This is my last resort, suffocation, no breathing

1
"Good Enough for Now"

No, not really . . . but you're good enough for now

1
"Trigger Happy"

There's no feeling any greater

1
"Lasagna"

Ay, you no like-a lasagna,

1
"Young, Dumb and Ugly"

Stay out of our way and don't you give us no lip

1
"Virus Alert"

Under no circumstances

1
"Stop Draggin' My Car Around"

Listen, the check's in the mail. No, really!

1
"Buckingham Blues"

They don't serve no Twinkies with their afternoon tea.

1
"Stuck in a Closet with Vanna White"

And I try to escape, but it's just no use.

1
"I Love Rocky Road"

Don't gimme no crummy taste spoon, I know what I need, baby

1
"Happy Birthday"

But that's no reason why we shouldn't have a little fun.

1
"My Baby's In Love with Eddie Vedder"

Oh, my baby, my baby she don't want me no more

1
"Nature Trail To Hell"

No, you'll never see hideous effects like these again,

1
"Talk Soup"

I have no genitalia

1
"Dare To Be Stupid"

There's no more time for crying over spilled milk.

1
"Theme From Rocky XIII"

But he's no bum, he works down the street.

1
"Hooked on Polkas"

We're not gonna take it. No!

1
"Christmas at Ground Zero"

No more time for last minute shoppin'

1
"Trash Day"

But I see no reason why

1
"Frank's 2000" TV"

Whoa, hey now, hey no na na na now

1
"Ricky"

But you always tell me no.

1
"Don't Download This Song"

(Don't do it, no)

1
"It's All About the Pentiums"

Every file inspected, no viruses detected

1
"Gump"

His friend with no legs he'd call Lieutenant Dan

1
"Do I Creep You Out"

No one will ever love you like I do

1
"Slime Creatures From Outer Space"

But our atom bombs were just no use.

1
"Party at the Leper Colony"

Hey now, buddy, don't you give me no lip

1
Matching Songs 79
 
Album Count
Poodle Hat 33
Alapalooza 32
Straight Outta Lynwood 29
Off the Deep End 24
Polka Party 24
Running with Scissors 23
Bad Hair Day 18
UHF (and Other Stuff) 17
"Weird Al" Yankovic 16
In 3-D 12
Even Worse 10
Dare to Be Stupid 5
Matching Albums 12

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