The Great Weird Al Word Count

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Searched for "night":

Found 76 occurrences (note).

Song Count
"Stuck in a Closet with Vanna White"

Doctor, every night I have the strangest dreams.
Night after night after night after night.
Night after night after night after night.
Night after night after night after night.
Night after night after night after night.
Night after night after night after night.
Night after night after night after night.

25
"The Night Santa Went Crazy"

The night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
And they say Mrs. Claus, she's on the phone every night
They're talkin' 'bout - the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nicholas flipped
Wo, the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane

9
"The Hot Rocks Polka"

(Let's spend the night together)
(Let's spend the night together)
Let's spend the night together.
Let's spend the night together.

4
"Angry White Boy Polka"

Last night (ooh ooh)
'Cause I left that night

2
"Trigger Happy"

Got an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night
Oh, I accidentally shot Daddy last night in the den

2
"When I Was Your Age"

Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt
Dad would whoop us every night till a quarter after twelve

2
"I Think I'm a Clone Now"

There in a petri dish late one night
Born in a science lab late one night

2
"Polka Your Eyes Out"

Do me in the night
Enter night

2
"Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota"

So one night, when my family and I were gathered round the dinner table, I said,
Well, we stayed that night at the Twine Ball Inn.

2
"Party at the Leper Colony"

Dance all night to a rotten band
Saturday night it's the place to be

2
"Albuquerque"

But then one fateful night, Zelda said to me

1
"The Plumbing Song"

Blame it on the faucet that drips all night

1
"Don't Wear Those Shoes"

You can play your Twisted Sister every night

1
"Addicted to Spuds"

And late at night you always dream

1
"Here's Johnny"

He's on every night

1
"Such a Groovy Guy"

I wear my dark sunglasses in the middle of the night.

1
"Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters From a Planet Near Mars"

they keep me up at night playin' their electric guitars.

1
"Amish Paradise"

On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife

1
"Dare To Be Stupid"

We can be stupid all night.

1
"I Lost On Jeopardy"

I guess it just wasn't my night.

1
"Polkas on 45"

(I'm a man) I'm a one-night stand

1
"Isle Thing"

Watchin' all night. Must've been a marathon.

1
"The Weird Al Show Theme"

And every single night he had a strange recurring dream

1
"I Want A New Duck"

One that won't quack all night.

1
"Everything You Know Is Wrong"

And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night

1
"Why Does This Always Happen to Me?"

I was watching my TV one night when they broke in with a special report

1
"Ricky"

In the middle of the night.

1
"I Can't Watch This"

If you like hearing yuppies whining all night

1
"Do I Creep You Out"

Call you every night and hang up

1
"I Remember Larry"

Late at night and tied his mouth with a rag

1
"Gotta Boogie"

Just the other night.

1
"A Complicated Song"

Pop the question there that night

1
"One of Those Days"

Then late at night, just before I go to bed

1
"UHF"

You can watch us all day, you can watch us all night.

1
Matching Songs 34
 
Album Count
Even Worse 27
Bad Hair Day 12
UHF (and Other Stuff) 9
Off the Deep End 8
Poodle Hat 6
Polka Party 4
"Weird Al" Yankovic 3
Dare to Be Stupid 2
In 3-D 2
Running with Scissors 2
Straight Outta Lynwood 1
Matching Albums 11

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