The Great Weird Al Word Count

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Searched for "man":

Found 58 occurrences (note).

Song Count
"Polkas on 45"

(I'm a man) I'm a boy
(I'm a man) Well, I'm your mother
(I'm a man) I'm a one-night stand
(I'm a man) Am I by?
(I'm a man) I'm your slave
Caught her messin' around with another man

6
"Albuquerque"

Oh man, I hate it when I'm right
I would not sleep for an instant until the one-nostrilled man was brought to justice
Oh man, they were just going nuts
He's like "Hey man, I was just being sarcastic"
Man, some people just can't take a joke, you know?

5
"Ode to a Superhero"

Sling us a web, you're the Spider-Man
Sling us a web, you're the Spider-Man
And I heard Harry's said he wants Spider-Man dead
Sling us a web, you're the Spider-Man

4
"I Think I'm a Clone Now"

Born to be a carbon copy man
They produced a carbon copy man
Come and meet the carbon copy man

3
"The Hot Rocks Polka"

At her feet was a footloose man.
I'm a man of wealth and taste.
Stole many a man's soul and faith.

3
"I Can't Watch This"

Poke out my eyes, man . . . I can't watch this
Change the channel now, man . . . I can't watch this
Look, man, I can't watch this

3
"Genius in France"

Gonna make those Frenchies scream, "You ze man! You ze man! You ze man!"

3
"Stop Draggin' My Car Around"

But, man, that car of yours is so uncool.
Oh man, I just had the hub caps painted!

2
"Fat"

I'm too much man for you to take.
Down at the beach I'm a lucky man.

2
"Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters From a Planet Near Mars"

Man, oh man, you oughta hear 'em squeal.

2
"Bohemian Polka"

Mama, just killed a man
I see a little silhouetto of a man

2
"Gandhi II"

He's a one-man wrecking crew. But he also knows how to party.

1
"I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead"

(Like, wow, man, can you relate?)

1
"The Brady Bunch"

It's the story of a man named Brady

1
"Midnight Star"

Hear the story of the man born without a head.

1
"EBay"

Wanna buy (a Pac-Man Fever lunchbox)

1
"Spatula City"

And because we eliminate the middle man,

1
"Eat It"

How come you're always such a fussy young man,

1
"Couch Potato"

You can watch anything you want to, man

1
"Amish Paradise"

I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline

1
"Isle Thing"

He'd mess up every rescue. Man, that first mate was illin'.

1
"Hooked on Polkas"

'Cause every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man, hey!

1
"The Weird Al Show Theme"

When he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man

1
"Polka Your Eyes Out"

Look so good, make a grown man cry

1
"Taco Grande"

Well there's not a taco big enough for a man like me

1
"Bob"

I, man, am regal - A German am I

1
"It's All About the Pentiums"

Throw that junk away, man, it's an antique

1
"Gump"

His buddy Bubba was a shrimp-lovin' man

1
"Livin' in the Fridge"

Then mister, you're a better man than I!

1
"Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies"

A little story 'bout a man named Jed.

1
"Gotta Boogie"

No, man, I don't want a boogie!

1
"A Complicated Song"

This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it

1
"Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota"

Ohhh, what on Earth would make a man decide to do that kind of thing.

1
"Trapped In The Drive-Thru"

Man, I just can't wait to eat

1
Matching Songs 34
 
Album Count
Poodle Hat 11
UHF (and Other Stuff) 10
In 3-D 9
Running with Scissors 7
Off the Deep End 5
Even Worse 5
"Weird Al" Yankovic 4
Alapalooza 3
Bad Hair Day 2
Dare to Be Stupid 1
Straight Outta Lynwood 1
Matching Albums 11

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