The Great Weird Al Word Count

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Searched for "girl":

Found 31 occurrences (note).

Song Count
"The Check's in the Mail"

My girl will call your girl.
My girl will call your girl.
Why don't you leave a message with my girl,

5
"Polkarama"

Go 'head girl, don't you stop
Get down, girl, go 'head, get down (I gotta leave)
Get down, girl, go 'head, get down (I gotta leave)
Get down, girl, go 'head, get down (I gotta leave)
Get down, girl, go 'head

5
"Wanna Be Ur Lovr"

I wish that I was cross-eyed, girl
Girl, you smell like Fritos
Girl, you must be Jamaican
Girl, you must be Jamaican

4
"The Hot Rocks Polka"

Just like a young girl should.
Under my thumb, the girl who once had me down.
Under my thumb, the girl who once pushed me around.

3
"Polka Party!"

There's a girl that's been on my mind
And my girl wants to
My girl wants to party all the time, party all the time

3
"Albuquerque"

And as luck would have it, that's exactly when I ran into the girl of my dreams

1
"The Plumbing Song"

Ba ba ba ba ba, girl, you know it's true

1
"Angry White Boy Polka"

Fell in love with a girl

1
"Melanie"

I knew she had to be the girl for me, and to think I probably

1
"My Baby's In Love with Eddie Vedder"

But my girl can't get enough of his sullen demeanor

1
"Polkas on 45"

I'm a little girl

1
"Hooked on Polkas"

'Cause every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man, hey!

1
"Trash Day"

Leaky bag, 'n' now that girl is gaggin'

1
"Ricky"

What's a girl like me supposed to do?

1
"Don't Download This Song"

It doesn't matter if you're a grandma or a seven-year-old girl

1
"Party at the Leper Colony"

I said, "Girl, now don't fall to pieces on me"

1
Matching Songs 16
 
Album Count
Poodle Hat 7
"Weird Al" Yankovic 6
Straight Outta Lynwood 6
Polka Party 3
UHF (and Other Stuff) 3
Running with Scissors 2
Dare to Be Stupid 1
In 3-D 1
Off the Deep End 1
Even Worse 1
Matching Albums 10

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I wanna know how many times Weird Al's said in his songs.

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 Off The Deep End
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 Running With Scissors
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