The Great Weird Al Word Count

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Searched for "day":

Found 87 occurrences (note).

Song Count
"Weasel Stomping Day"

Howdy ho, it's Weasel Stomping Day
Don't you know it's Weasel Stomping Day?
You'll know what this day's about
Hip hip hooray, it's Weasel Stomping Day
Put down your gun, it's Weasel Stomping Day
Hip hip hooray, it's Weasel Stomping Day
Weasel Stomping Day

7
"Trigger Happy"

Now I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day
Now I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day
You know I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day
Well, I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day
Because I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day

5
"Trash Day"

It was like, the last day before trash day
And every day it grows
(Come on) I sit around all day and watch it biodegradin'

4
"Albuquerque"

Where the shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day long
Because the very next day, a local radio station had this contest
And, by the way, if one day you happen to wake up

3
"Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota"

So the very next day we loaded up the car with potato skins and pickled wieners,
And so began our three-day journey.
Oh, the kids were so happy, they started singing "Ninety-nine Bottles of Beer on the Wall" for the twenty-seventh time that day.

3
"The Brady Bunch"

Till then one day,
A-one day,

2
"Dog Eat Dog"

Every day is like a picnic
Well, do I smell jelly donuts? This is my lucky day!

2
"Mr. Frump in the Iron Lung"

I see him 'most every day.
Mr. Frump's dying day.

2
"Callin' In Sick"

I could spend all day in my underwear watching "Ernest Goes To Camp"
Maybe I'll spend all day staring at the sun and trying not to squint

2
"The Hot Rocks Polka"

When you change with every new day.
This doesn't happen to me every day, wo my.

2
"Ode to a Superhero"

But then one day he went to that science lab
It's a pretty sad day at the funeral

2
"Since You've Been Gone"

Well, it feels like I'm getting tetanus shots every day
Ever since the day you left me

2
"Pretty Fly for a Rabbi"

He's there all day, he's there all day

2
"It's All About the Pentiums"

Upgrade my system at least twice a day
Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half?

2
"This Is the Life"

I eat filet mignon seven times a day.
Yeah, every day I make the front page news.

2
"A Complicated Song"

Pizza all day
And every day

2
"Good Old Days"

and I'd spend all day long in the basement
Oh I'll never forget the day I smashed in his head

2
"Germs"

(Germs) And there's more comin' every day

1
"The Plumbing Song"

If he works for one day, costs you half a year's pay

1
"Bedrock Anthem"

Liftin' heavy boulders every day for my wage

1
"Waffle King"

Some day I betcha they'll build me a shrine

1
"Midnight Star"

Eat jelly doughnuts and lose twenty pounds a day.

1
"EBay"

Most every day

1
"Here's Johnny"

I got a letter from him just the other day

1
"Living with a Hernia"

He tells me any day I might have to wear a truss

1
"Phony Calls"

One day the phone police will be there at his door

1
"Good Enough for Now"

Oh, I couldn't live a single day without you

1
"Young, Dumb and Ugly"

We got three-day stubble, our name spells trouble

1
"You Don't Love Me Anymore"

You poison my coffee just a little each day

1
"When I Was Your Age"

Worked in the coal mine twenty-two hours a day for just half a cent

1
"Buckingham Blues"

Gotta hang around the house all day, makin' babies and stuff.

1
"Happy Birthday"

A million people every day are starvin' in the street.

1
"Achy Breaky Song"

And you can play the Bee Gees any day

1
"Syndicated Inc."

Every day at three

1
"Couch Potato"

But I only watched Will & Grace one time, one day [Will and Grace]

1
"Amish Paradise"

On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife

1
"The Weird Al Show Theme"

Then one day Al was in the forest trying to get a tan

1
"Hardware Store"

For this day to finally arrive

1
"I Want A New Duck"

Hangin' around all day.

1
"Christmas at Ground Zero"

Mutations on New Year's Day

1
"Everything You Know Is Wrong"

and every day he runs by screaming

1
"The Saga Begins"

Little Hotshot flew his plane and saved the day

1
"Why Does This Always Happen to Me?"

Oh, the other day my boss said we were running low on toner

1
"Jurassic Park"

Well, believe me . . . this has been one lousy day

1
"Close But No Cigar"

But one day I found out she actually owned a copy

1
"Ricky"

That every day's a rerun,

1
"Don't Download This Song"

Don't go pirating music all day long

1
"The Check's in the Mail"

Thanks for droppin' by, and have a nice day.

1
"The Alternative Polka"

'Cos the love that you gave every day wasn't able

1
"Your Horoscope For Today"

Fill that void in your life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day

1
"I Remember Larry"

And hey, how 'bout the day he put Ben Gay inside my jockstrap

1
"Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies"

Now lemme tell ya, one day he was shootin'.

1
"I Was Only Kidding"

Beautiful every day

1
"Trapped In The Drive-Thru"

The voice on the speaker says, "I don't have all day"

1
"Cable TV"

But one day I got a visit,

1
"UHF"

You can watch us all day, you can watch us all night.

1
"Slime Creatures From Outer Space"

There's more comin' every day,

1
"Yoda"

But I know that I'll be coming back some day

1
Matching Songs 58
 
Album Count
Poodle Hat 12
Running with Scissors 11
Straight Outta Lynwood 10
Bad Hair Day 10
Off the Deep End 9
UHF (and Other Stuff) 7
Dare to Be Stupid 6
"Weird Al" Yankovic 6
Polka Party 6
Alapalooza 5
In 3-D 3
Even Worse 2
Matching Albums 12

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