The Great Weird Al Word Count

The White Stuff

Parody of "The Right Stuff" by New Kids on the Block
New lyrics by "Weird Al" Yankovic

The white stuff.
The white stuff.
The first one was a sweet one
Second one was a blast
Soon I finished off the bag, ate 'em up real fast
You can see 'em in my teeth
Tell it when I talk
Had so many my pancreas just went into shock

I love the white stuff baby
In the middle of an Oreo
I love the white stuff baby
It's the most delicious thing I know

I've had a zillion or two
In my life, they're so right
My teeth are all rotted clear thruough
But who cares? Whaat else am I supposed to do?

I love the white stuff baby
In the middle of an Oreo
I love the white stuff baby
It's the most delicious thing I know

Oh oh oh oh oh, oh Oreo
Oh oh oh oh oh, the white stuff
Oh oh oh oh oh, oh Oreo
What's in the middle? The white stuff

The first time that I tried it
Got a big sugar buzz
Nothing gets me high as that sandwich cookie does
But I love the filling most
I rub it on my roast
Mix it in with my coffee and spread it on my toast

I love the white stuff baby
In the middle of an Oreo
I love the white stuff baby
It's the most delicious thing I know

Might get a pimple or two
Well, so what? It's all right
Now Twinkies and Ding Dongs won't do
All I need . . . You know what it is

Oh oh oh oh oh, oh Oreo
Oh oh oh oh oh, the white stuff
Oh oh oh oh oh, oh Oreo
What's in the middle? The white stuff


I wanna know how many times Weird Al's said in his songs.

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