The Great Weird Al Word Count

Toothless People

Parody of "Ruthless People" by Mick Jagger
New lyrics by "Weird Al" Yankovic

They only show you their gums when they smile
Ain't got a tooth in their heads now . . . how vile
Only can eat things like pudding and applesauce
They never have to buy toothpicks or dental floss
Hey! Stand up!
Toothless people . . . their breath is lethal, wanna tell you
Hey . . . come on! Stand up . . . get on your feet!
Toothless people . . . old and feeble, what I say

No more of those pearly whites will they possess
Their oral hygiene is frightful . . . a mess
Lots of 'em suffering from trench mouth and gum disease
At least they don't have to worry 'bout cavities

Hey! Stand up . . . take out your teeth!
Toothless people . . . old and feeble, oh yes

You can brush 'em, you can floss 'em
They're something you just can't ignore
If you lose 'em, you're in trouble
'Cause the tooth fairy won't come no more
You need something to show your dentist
The next time he makes you say "ahh . . . "
You don't wanna have to wind up
Eating all of your food through a straw

Like toothless people
Toothless people . . . you'd better brush your teeth now
Hey . . . toothless, toothless, toothless, toothless people


I wanna know how many times Weird Al's said in his songs.

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