The Great Weird Al Word Count

Talk Soup

by "Weird Al" Yankovic

I dated Siamese twins
I slept with Bigfoot, too
Get me on Sally Jesse
Put me on Donahue
'Cause I wanna tell the whole world about it
Right now
My dog's a narcoleptic
My mom's a circus freak
I gotta get a spot on
Geraldo's show this week
'Cause I wanna tell the world about it
Right now

I'm just an anorexic codependant bingo addict
Stripper born without a chin
And I'm only comfortable talking about it
When the whole wide world is listening in
Talk Soup, Talk Soup
Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me

My wife ran off with Elvis
My boss shaved off my hair
I've got a thing for poodles
And rubber underwear
And I wanna tell the world about it
Right Now

I had a close encounter
I never chew my food
I got eleven nose jobs
I yodel in the nude
And I wanna tell the whole world about it
Right Now

I'm just a cross-dressin' alcoholic neo-Nazi
Porno star, as you may have guessed
And I'm really gonna feel a whole lot better
If you let me ge this thing off my chest
Talk Soup . . . Talk Soup
Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me

I'm just your average schitzophrenic nymphomaniac
Albino go-go dancer, you see
Nothin' so bad that I can't share it
With a billion friends on national TV, whoa.

I have no genitalia
I sold my kids for cheese
I love my blow-up doll, so
Bring out those cameras, please
'Cause I gotta tell the world about it
Right Now

Talk Soup. Talk Soup
Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me


I wanna know how many times Weird Al's said in his songs.

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