The Great Weird Al Word Count

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Parody of "Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me" by U2
New lyrics by "Weird Al" Yankovic

Listenin' to the Muzak
Hearin' people scream
Sittin' in the waiting room
Readin' crappy magazines
With a toothache
This is it, pal
Root canal

My molars are impacted
I'm gettin' gum disease
I'm gonna need some fillings
Got twelve cavities
Can you help me
Have mercy
Doctor, please

My teeth are a fright
Got a huge overbite
Numb me, drill me
Floss me, bill me

You jab at my nerve endings
It's driving me insane
just give me nitrous oxide
Shoot me up with novocaine
Help me out here
'Cause I'm in severe
Pain
Please stop for a bit
Now let me rinse and spit
Numb me, drill me
Floss me, bill me

You validate my parking
I think that I'm okay
But you make one more appointment for
A week from Saturday
'Cause you came upon
A little problem on
My x-ray
Oy vey!

It's getting absurd
Well, I hope I'm insured, now
Numb me, drill me
Floss me, bill me


I wanna know how many times Weird Al's said in his songs.

 All albums
 "Weird Al" Yankovic
 In 3-D
 Dare to Be Stupid
 Polka Party
 Even Worse
 UHF (and Other Stuff)
 Off The Deep End
 Alapalooza
 Bad Hair Day
 Running With Scissors
 Poodle Hat
 Straight Outta Lynwood
 Alpocalypse (coming soon!)
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