Lee's Oracularities: If You're Omniscient, Why Do I Have to E-mail Questions?

The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
Your question was:

> Oh great Oracle, whose girth is encyclopedic and knowledge is
> minuscule.  No wait.  I meant that the other way around.  Anyway....
>
> Please explain to me, if you're omniscient, why is it necessary for me
> to e-mail you my questions?  Shouldn't you be able to send me the
> answer as soon as I think of it?
>

And in response, thus spake the Oracle:

} Why do you think your email inbox is stuffed with
} explanations of ways to get a bigger "unit"? Hmm?
}
}