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Answered on: 15 Mar 2005
The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was: > O always-helping and wisest Oracle, > > how do I send you a question?
And in response, thus spake the Oracle: } Well obviously you meant other than via e-mail. And an omniscient } Oracle such as myself is, of course, fluent in all forms of } communication, both known and "unknown." So let's cut to the chase } and present . . . } } THE TOP 10 WAYS TO SEND THE ORACLE A QUESTION (other than e-mail) } } 10. Smoke signals } 9. Time capsule (Answer be some decades in coming.) } 8. Carrier pigeon (Do NOT try substituting other animals for the } pigeon. Particularly you-know-whats.) } 7. Morse code } 6. Subspace signals } 5. Mental telepathy } 4. Pony Express } 3. 1-900-4-ORACLE. Operators are standing by! } 2. Subliminal message (Answer will come via same method, so be } alert.) } 1. Infiltrate the White House. Make your way to the Oval Office. } Pick up the red phone. Say, "May I speak to Orrie?" The } correct response to the secret code phrase is "Purple polka } dots and spinach dip." You will then be directly connected. } } You owe the Oracle a signed affidavit saying you will hold him in no } way responsible if you try #1. }
Notes: When you can't come up with a good answer, go for a top ten list.
"You-know-whats" are, of course, meant to be w..dch.cks.
I have no idea what 1-900-4-ORACLE might connect you to if you actually try it. I probably don't want to know.