And in response, thus spake the Oracle:

} Generally, the Oracle frowns upon those queries even remotely
} resembling the Forbidden Question, but as I've just had a rather
} delicious slice of strawberry cheesecake and am in an unusually
} benevolent mood, I'll let this one pass.
}
} The answer to your question (which doesn't make very much sense,
} incidentally, not that that matters to the omniscient Oracle, to
} whom sense is not so much a rule as a guideline, or even a mere
} suggestion, and who can answer even the most nonsensical of
} inquiries accurately to within a millionth of a percentage point,
} and who is capable of responding to the most straightforward query
} with a reply so preposterous as to be visible from the surface of
} the moon, unlike the Great Wall of China) is about one eighth of the
} surface area.
}
} I hope that satisfies your curiosity, and in future, steer clear of
} questions taking the form "how much X would an X-Yer Y if an X-Yer
} could X Y", unless you enjoy answers of the form "****Z****", where
} Z = "ZOT!".
}
} You owe the Oracle a toothless budgerigar.