And in response, thus spake the Oracle:

} Why do fools fall in love?
} Why are all the good men gay?
} Why won't your ex give you the time of day?
} Why did you fall in love?
} 
} Why do supp'cants forget to grov-
} el?  Do they fall in love?
} Why do they fall in love?
} 
} Love is a losing game
} Love can ashame
} You already know a fool
} You do!
} For that fool is you
} 
} Tell me whyyyyyy-iiiii-yi-yiiii
} Tell me why
} 
} (Musical interlude)
} 
} Why are all the good men gay?
} Why won't your ex give you the time of day?
} Why did you fall in love?
} 
} The answer, I'm afraid, isn't neat
} In fact, you know, it's quite incomplete!
} 
} Tell me whyyyyyy-iiiii-yi-yiiii
} 
} Why do fools fall in love?
} 
} 
} Ahem.  You owe the Oracle a back-up band.