Votes: 5dle3 (2.9)
Selected by: Klone (aka Daniel V Klein)
Lee was: the Incarnation !
Answered on: 17 Oct 2003
The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was: > Hey Orrie, > > I just wanted to say: I'm all hyped up for the release of 1339.
And in response, thus spake the Oracle: } Yes, well, I can understand that since you're not omniscient like me. } I find the whole thing rather boring since I already know what's going } to be in it. } } But do you care? Oh, no! Your feeble mind cannot begin to comprehend } what omniscience is like. But ironically, being omniscient means I } know what it's like to be non-omniscient. I don't know how you stand } it. } } Incidentally, your question will *not* be appearing in 1339. } } You owe the Oracle a precisely measured ounce of sympathy. No more, } no less.
Notes: I think I may have been more an incarnation of Marvin from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy than the Oracle when I wrote this, but apparently Klone liked it.
Thanks to the power of the Oracle, I was right about this question not appearing in digest #1339. It appeared in #1340. :-)