Parody of "All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth"
Original music and lyrics by Donald Yetter Gardner
New lyrics by Lee K. Seitz (December 2011)
CHORUS:
All I want for Christmas is a good night's sleep (yawn)
A good night's sleep, just a good night's (yawn) sleep
Gee, if I could only get a good night's sleep
Then I could be awake for Christmas
It seems so long since I could say
A single sentence without (yawn) yawning
The baby keeps me up all night
Then sleeps when the sun is dawning
CHORUS
Good 'ol Santa Claus and all his elves
Sometimes their toy choices are inspired
But when he delivers them on Christmas Eve
They all say "some assembly required"
CHORUS:
All I want for Christmas is a good night's sleep
A good night's sleep, just a good night's sleep
Gee, if I could only get a good night's sleep
Then I could be awake for Christ-- (yawn)
Christ-- (yawn)
Christ-- (yawn)
Aw man, there's no way I'm gonna stay up for New Year's