Lately,
ELLE
has been proclaiming that "Everyone's
turning RED."
There's a RED
ALERT!
| Julia Roberts, Linda Evangelista
and a host of others are pleading to their hairstylists for more red.
But what they and all these pseudo-redheads
walking around don't understand is that no matter how red they turn they
will never, ever be a redhead.
Being a redhead is a matter of spirit. |
 |
For this reason, Julia and Linda,
you're never, ever going to be redheads.
You
lack the wounds and the mystery.
In case any reader
is thinking of turning red, and trying to seem like a redhead to get all
the added benefits (see above), here are a few pluses
and minuses to consider first:
