There's a RED ALERT!
|Julia Roberts, Linda Evangelista
and a host of others are pleading to their hairstylists for more red.
But what they and all these pseudo-redheads walking around don't understand is that no matter how red they turn they will never, ever be a redhead.
Being a redhead is a matter of spirit.
For this reason, Julia and Linda, you're never, ever going to be redheads.