Lately, ELLE has been proclaiming that "Everyone's turning RED."

There's a RED ALERT!


Julia Roberts, Linda Evangelista and a host of others are pleading to their hairstylists for more red.

But what they and all these pseudo-redheads walking around don't understand is that no matter how red they turn they will never, ever be a redhead.

Being a redhead is a matter of spirit.

For this reason, Julia and Linda, you're never, ever going to be redheads.

     You lack the wounds and the mystery.
In case any reader is thinking of turning red, and trying to seem like a redhead to get all the added benefits (see above), here are a few pluses and minuses to consider first: