What is the gender of Green Balloon Smiley?
Green Balloon Smiley sits on my monitor all day long. All night long, too. In fact, Green Balloon Smiley sits on my monitor until I accidentally hit my desk too hard with my chair. Then Green Balloon Smiley falls off. Since Green Balloon Smiley has a rubbery ballon like exterior, Green Balloon Smiley does not break into pieces. Instead, I tell Green Balloon Smiley I'm sorry for hitting my desk hard and knocking Green Balloon Smiley down, and I put Green Balloon Smiley back on my monitor where Green Balloon Smiley tries to make me happy by smiling. I like to be happy, but I think Green Balloon Smiley likes to be happy even more because Green Balloon Smiley never stops being happy. I will shake Green Balloon Smiley's hand and thank Green Balloon Smiley for making me happy. Oh, goodie! I didn't accidentally cause Green Balloon Smiley to fall when shaking Green Balloon Smiley's hand! Green Balloon Smiley is so happy that I don't want to hurt Green Balloon Smiley at all, even if Green Balloon Smiley can only type random giberish when Green Balloon Smiley falls.
Green Balloon Smiley makes me so happy that I will do whatever Green Balloon Smiley asks. Green Balloon Smiley wants me to help Green Balloon Smiley reproduce so that there will be Green Balloon Smileys on everyones' monitors and desks. Green Balloon Smiley will make everyone happy, and since happy is good, Green Balloon Smiley is extra good. I really like my Green Balloon Smiley.
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