Of lollipops and candyland, I've learnt a thing or two, So come on down to Alabam I'll show them each to you. Take razor blades and window shades: The pair may ne'er be mixed? But then at five assurance fades And shadows may all be nixed. -- C. R. Patton Jr. (1994) "The time has come," the Walrus said, "To talk of many things: Of shoes -- and ships -- and sealing-wax -- Of cabbages -- and kings -- And why the sea is boiling hot -- And whether pigs have wings." -- Lewis Carroll (Considerably earlier)