Scotland 2001

15 Days   -   4,000 Miles   -   1 Backpack


OK, it's not the South China Sea or the Australian Outback, but navigating a new culture on the far side of the planet still is reality at its finest. :)

And this trip was packed with unscripted drama from the beginning, because it was a trip back in time--to see where my family came from and what they left behind. I felt like I was retracing someone's steps, and it was quite cool to look at something and wonder if my ancestors had seen it too. Of course, I'm sure they would have seen fewer stores selling plush Loch Ness Monsters and Cadbury chocolate. :)

Anyway, on with the recap!
 
 

Glasgow

On KLM, I went from ATL through AMS to GLA. AEIOU and sometimes Y. :) The airport bus dropped me off at Buchanan Bus Station, located next to the Buchanan Galleries mall on Buchanan Street in downtown Glasgow. I knew I was in the right place.

Glasgow is paradox city. Heavily hip, design-conscious, with a wonderful sense of civic pride, it's also a bit crude, provincial, and in the shadow of its industrial past. And you can't understand what anyone's saying. That just makes it more interesting. The place revolves around George Square with its enormous City Chambers, just one of the many, many, MANY examples of over-the-top Victorian buildings that probably couldn't be replicated today. I also walked over to the brooding Necropolis, an enormous cemetery city on a hill. By then I was on an architecture kick and checked out the Glasgow School of Art, the masterpiece of local architecture legend Charles Rennie Mackintosh. Though the place is nearly a century old, many of his ideas and designs are surprisingly modern.

Glasgow also seems to have a great sense of humor. Check out this pompous statue of Wellington in front of the Gallery of Modern Art. Yes, that's a traffic cone he's wearing. :)
 
 

Loch Lomond

Here I'm going to ask you to switch channels to my extra special page dedicated to this part of the trip. Since Loch Lomond is where the Buchanans came from, naturally I have a lot to show and tell you--and the zillions of Buchanans around the world. :)

Maybe it was because everyone was so friendly, or because it looks like places I've lived in the American South, but it felt like home. Or maybe it's just the Buchanan genes telling me so. :)
 
 

Edinburgh

I zipped via train to the capital, a city whose dramatic setting rivals its dramatic history. And what a dramatic entrance! Emerging from the subterranean train station, you're instantly confronted with (a) a huge ancient castle on a giant rock, (b) a steep ridge crammed with medieval skyscrapers and spires towering over a green valley, (c) more grandiose Victorian architecture, (d) an enormous mountain crag looming over the city, and (e) several thousand people running pell-mell toward any of the several hundred double-decker buses zooming by. This is all apparently normal in Edinburgh.

Amazingly, Scotland's capital seemed to be the least Scottish place I visited. Here I saw people in kilts—followed by tourists. I explored Edinburgh Castle, where people obviously battled over who had the best views of the city. Then I walked the Royal Mile, which is the street connecting the castle with historic St. Giles Cathedral, medieval Old Town houses, and the Palace of Holyroodhouse, once home to the romantic and very doomed Mary, Queen of Scots. Today it's Queen Elizabeth's little Scottish cottage, complete with evocative ruined abbey. Across the valley, the orderly New Town is full of beautiful 200-year-old Georgian terrace houses, most of which are still in use.

Two things not to miss: the overwhelming National Museum of Scotland and a hike to the Salisbury Crags overlooking the city--and the queen's backyard. It's a great place to enjoy an Irn-Bru, the Scottish national soft drink, which has a sweet orange candy/bubblegum flavor and a printed warning that if spilled, it will stain. :)
 
 

Inverness and Loch Ness

I went north by train to the Highlands, where snow was still on the mountains. The main city is Inverness, a pretty place dominated by a not-very-ancient castle and a clear, rippling river. Since it seems *everything* closes at 6 p.m., with Safeway and McDonald's being the local hot spots afterward, you have plenty of time to walk down to the Ness Islands, beautiful bits of forest dotting the river and connected by suspension bridges. Here you'll meet plenty of dogs, the happiest in the world, out walking their owners.

From Inverness, I went by bus to nearby Loch Ness. No, the monster didn't pop out and say hi. How rude. Anyway, pleiosaur or not, the loch is quite dramatic, especially at the ruins of Urquhart Castle. On this day the sun and rain were playing tag on the loch, chasing each other every 10 minutes, so I ducked into one of the local Loch Ness Monster exhibitions. This one was actually kind of good, a video/sound/light/laser show through the history of the loch, the monster sightings, and the monster searches. Then, of course, I had to buy a plush Nessie and photograph the fiberglass monster threatening the tourists outside. What's travel without a little tackiness? :)
 
 

Isle of Skye

The incredibly scenic North Highland Line took me to the edge of the Isle of Skye on Scotland's northwest coast. I instantly loved the tiny town of Kyleakin. How do people get anything done there when they have this to look at every day? (That was *part* of the view from my room in the wonderful White Heather Hotel.) There I nearly got caught by high tide at a ruined castle and enjoyed watching the diving birds and the fishing boats in the tiny harbour. I hired Mr. Alasdair Ross to take me on a daylong taxi tour of the island. He knows *everything* about Skye, so it was a fascinating tour of this land of drama--to mountains and rock formations with names like the Quiraing, the Black Cuillin, and the Old Man of Storr; Kilt Rock with its impressive sea-cliff waterfall; castles where clan chiefs still live; seal-infested islands; colorful little villages; and layers and layers of history, from Vikings to clan battles to the lost cause of Bonnie Prince Charlie.

I ferried across the Sound of Sleat (love that name), in sight of the rocky islands of the Hebrides, to Mallaig and the mainland. There I caught the West Highland Line, which is scenic overload. First there were the silver sands of Morar and island-filled bays. Then sea lochs in mountain valleys. Then snowcapped mountains, brooding mountains, and Britain's highest mountain. Then craggy gorges packed with waterfall after waterfall. Then an enormous gloomy moor right out of a Bronte novel. Then a spectacular waterfall off a tall mountainside that broke into several waterfalls as it plummeted toward Loch Lomond's fjord-like northern reach. Then Dumbarton castle on its rock by the river Clyde. Then Glasgow. It was unbelievable--but what's more unbelievable is that no one was selling any picture books of this!
 
 

Stirling

I spent the next day in Stirling, important in the histories of both Scotland and Mel Gibson (you Braveheart fans know what I mean). Amazingly, from a distance, Stirling--with its hilltop fortress and the town spilling out below--looks surprisingly like Lhasa in Tibet!

I conquered the castle, which felt more inviting than Edinburgh's, probably because it was a favorite home for the royal court. It includes a small palace and great views from the ramparts over the former royal gardens and hunting preserve, the whole city, plus the battlegrounds of Stirling Bridge and Bannockburn--the pivotal battles for Scottish independence. For Clan Buchanan fans, the castle is one of the places the scholar George Buchanan tutored the young James VI (I of England). Also, if you know the story of the Buchanan known as the "King of Kippen," this is where he would have visited James V at court after the famous incident.
 
 

Glasgow

I returned to Glasgow in time to watch the sunset illuminate the front of the City Chambers building. Then I ended my trip where it began, at Buchanan Bus Station next to Buchanan Galleries on Buchanan Street. I had indeed come to the right place--and I'll be back!
 
 

More About Scotland

To learn more about Scotland, take a plaid carpet ride to Visitscotland or the Internet Guide to Scotland, or see what's happening right now via The Scotsman, the Edinburgh Evening News, or the BBC. To learn more about my trip and what I saw, e-mail me!

We now return you to your regularly scheduled program. :)
 


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