| WANTED:
Sharja, alias On A Star, alias The Goat, alias The Mouth, alias Butthead. REWARD:
for information leading to arrest |
| Denuded
box holly caper January 2004 |
Grand
theft bucket: 50 counts |
Attempted
hibiscus murder (two attempts) Sept. 2003, Dec. 2003
Left hibiscus for dead. |
Misdemeanor
opening of gas cap door August 2002 |
| Destruction
of property: chewed foam steering wheel off Cooks Pest Control car
causing $250 damage. Scattered 1,000 business cards throughout interior
April 2004 |
Great
spring planting massacre of March 2004 (porch invasion) Witness: "It
looked like a dirtbath. Dirt slung onto walls, ceiling; plants ripped
out by their roots, flowers cut down in their prime...oh the botony,
the botony." |
