It's amazing what one has to believe, to believe in gun control:

That the more helpless you are the safer you are from criminals.

That Washington DC's low murder rate of 69 per 100,000 is due to gun
control, and Indianapolis' high murder rate of 9 per 100,000 is due
to the lack of gun control.

That "NYPD Blue" and "Miami Vice" are documentaries.

That an intruder will be incapacitated by tear gas or oven spray,
but if shot with a .44 Magnum will get angry and kill you.

That firearms in the hands of private citizens are the gravest
threat to world peace, and China, Pakistan and Korea can be trusted
with nuclear weapons.

That Charlton Heston as president of the NRA is a shill who should
be ignored, but Michael Douglas as a representative of Handgun
Control, Inc. is an ambassador for peace who is entitled to an
audience at the UN arms control summit.

That ordinary people, in the presence of guns, turn into
slaughtering butchers, and revert to normal when the weapon is
removed.

That the New England Journal of Medicine is filled with expert
advice about guns, just like Guns and Ammo has some excellent
treatises on heart surgery.

That one should consult an automotive engineer for safer seatbelts,
a civil engineer for a better bridge, a surgeon for spinal
paralysis, a computer programmer for Y2K problems, and Sarah Brady
for firearms expertise.

That the "right of the people peaceably to assemble," the "right of
the people to be secure in their homes," "enumeration's herein of
certain rights shall not be construed to disparage others retained
by the people," "The powers not delegated herein are reserved to the
states respectively, and to  the people," refer to individuals, but "the
right of the people to keep and bear arms" refers to the states.

That the 2nd Amendment, ratified in 1787, allows the states to have
a National Guard which was created by act of Congress in 1917.

That the National Guard, paid by the federal government, occupying
property leased to the federal government, using weapons owned by
the federal government, punishing trespassers under federal law, is
a state agency.

That private citizens can't have handguns, because they serve no
militia purpose, even though the military has hundreds of thousands
of them, and private citizens can't have assault rifles, because
they are military weapons.

That it is reasonable for California to have a minimum 2 year
sentence for possessing but not using an assault rifle, and
reasonable for California to have a 6 month minimum sentence for
raping a female police officer.

That it is reasonable to jail people for carrying but not using
guns, but outrageous to jail people for possessing marijuana.

That minimum sentences violate civil rights, unless it's for
possessing a gun.

That door-to-door searches for drugs are a gross violation of civil
rights and a sign of fascism, but door-to-door searches for guns are
a reasonable solution to the "gun problem."

That the first amendment absolutely allows child pornography and
threats to kill cops, but doesn't apply to manuals on gun repair.

That Illinois' law that allows any government official from Governor
to dogcatcher to carry a gun is reasonable, and the law that
prohibits any private citizen, even one with 50 death threats on
file and a million-dollar jewelry business, is reasonable.  And it
isn't a sign of police stateism.

That free speech entitles one to own newspapers, transmitters,
computers, and typewriters, but self-defense only justifies bare
hands.

That gun safety courses in school only encourage kids to commit
violence, but sex education in school doesn't encourage kids to have
sex.

That the ready availability of guns today, with only a few
government forms, waiting periods, checks, infringements, ID, and
fingerprinting, is responsible for all the school shootings,
compared to the lack of school shootings in the 1950's and 1960's,
which was caused by the awkward availability of guns at any hardware
store, gas station, and by mail order.

That we must get rid of guns because a deranged lunatic may go on a
shooting spree at any time and anyone who owns a gun out of fear of
such a lunatic is paranoid.

That there is too much explicit violence featuring guns on TV, and
that cities can sue gun manufacturers because people aren't aware of
the dangers involved with guns.

That the gun lobby's attempt to run a "don't touch" campaign about
kids handling guns is propaganda, and the anti-gun lobby's attempt
to run a "don't touch" campaign is responsible social activity.

That the crime rate in America is decreasing because of gun control
and the increase in crime requires more gun control.

That 100 years after its founding, the NRA got into the politics of
guns from purely selfish motives, and 100 years after the
Emancipation Proclamation, the black civil rights movement was
founded from purely noble motives.

That statistics showing high murder rates justify gun control, and
statistics that show increasing murder rates after gun control are
"just statistics."

That we don't need guns against an oppressive government, because
the Constitution has internal safeguards, and we should ban and
seize all guns, therefore violating the 2nd, 4th, and 5th Amendments
of that Constitution, thereby becoming an oppressive government.

That guns are an ineffective means of self defense for rational
adults, but in the hands of an ignorant criminal become a threat to
the fabric of society.

That guns are so complex to use that special training is necessary
to use them properly, and so simple to use that they make murder
easy.

That guns cause crime, which is why there are so many mass slayings
at gun shows.

That guns aren't necessary to national defense, which is why the
army only has 3 million of them.

That banning guns works, which is why New York, DC, and Chicago cops
need guns.

That the Constitution protects us, so we don't need guns, and can
confiscate them, thereby violating the 5th amendment of that
constitution.

That women are just as intelligent and capable as men and a woman
with a gun is "an accident waiting to happen".

That women are just as intelligent and capable as men, and gun
makers' advertisements aimed at women are "preying on their fears."

That a handgun, with up to 4 controls, is far too complex for the
typical adult to learn to use, as opposed to an automobile that only
has 20.

That a majority of the population supports gun control, just like a
majority of the population used to support owning slaves.

That one should ignore as idiots politicians who confuse Wicca with
Satanism and exaggerate the gay community as a threat to society,
but listen sagely to politicians who can refer to a self-loading
small arm as a "weapon of mass destruction" and an "assault weapon."

That Massachusetts is safer with bans on guns, which is why Teddy
Kennedy has machinegun-toting guards.

That most people can't be trusted, so we should have laws against
guns, which most people will abide by, because they can be trusted.

That a woman raped and strangled with her panties is morally
superior to a woman with a smoking gun and a dead rapist at her
feet.

That guns should be banned because of the danger involved, and live
reporting from the battlefield, which can keep the enemy informed of
troop deployments, getting thousands of troops killed and perhaps
losing a war, is a protected act that CANNOT be compromised on.

That the right of online child pornographers to exist cannot be
questioned because it is a constitutionally protected extension of
the Bill of Rights, and the claim that handguns are for self defense
is merely an excuse, and not really protected by the Bill of Rights.

That the ACLU is good because it uncompromisingly defends certain
parts of the Constitution, and the NRA is bad, because it defends
other parts of the Constitution.

That police operate in groups with backup, which is why they need
larger capacity magazines than civilians, who must face criminals
alone, and therefore need less ammunition.

That we should ban "Saturday Night Specials" and other inexpensive
guns because it's not fair that poor people have access to guns too.

That guns have no legitimate use, but alcohol does, which is why we
issue cops beer instead of guns.

That police and soldiers are the dregs of society who were unfit to
get any real job, which perfectly qualifies them with the high moral
standards and keen intellects to handle these complicated tools and
be our guardians.

By us having our 2nd Amendment in place, it gives us the right to own guns and use them for target practice or hunting like this.

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This page was last edited on: 03/19/2014 by James Roberts