Otis Campbell for President

On my ipod: Bing Crosby, Stills, and Mash.

Constitutionally qualified: 200 proof -- 100% abv (American by volume); and I can pull off a genuine label.

Political Philosophy:

That's all I got for now, hoss. Donations of any denomination are appreciated and just remember...

"The keys are on the wall: You know what to do."

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